Lizard Sex

A video backed by DMB's Crash would certainly be romantic. Or something. Maybe I've said too much.

 

I was thinking more of Tone Loc's Funky Cold Medina...But just their raw sounds would make it more pleasurable.. Oh boy, this is embarrassing, I totally just orgamsed thinking about it, tortoise sex rules!
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This thread is creepy, lol.

 

Ewww....sexy is like so creepy!

 

is it wrong for me to be getting a throbber from that picture?

 

No...


sinner...

 

I was watching The Simpsons with Jack and I was going to change my signature to "I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!", because of the one episode were Lisa starts tripping, but this thread has ruined it for me.

 

LMAO! She SO looks like she wants to be there... Probably wondering whether or not she remembered to turn off the iron.

 

It's not creepy at all. It's instructive. Once I started hissing and biting the legs of my lovers, my lovemaking skills improved dramatically.

Bumping uglies with my ex...now that was kinda creepy.

 

Hotwater

 

:conehead:




I want to see a lizard and a tortoise and maybe even something else in there getting it on, for that will complete me...

 

Wow bud, that's crazy shit. Thanks for sharing and likewise caring, kudos to you sir.

 

Hotwater

 

this thread is the sex
i need a cold shower

 

I'm glad that this thread could divert you from overplayed cartoon references.

There's a black widow that took residence in a corner of my porch, it killed a cockroach, I shall take a picture and hopefully will get more people to not change their signatures to Jim Morrison references.

 

pavel if you're gonna be hating on jim morrison i think we have a problem
i mean yeah the hate sex will be really hot, but we may need to go to couples counseling

i think we're just too different people

 

I can only take Jim Morrison in limited amounts.

I do like "Indian Summer" a lot though.

 

Everyone tells me that I'm best in SMALL DOSES.

 

Does everyone also tell you that you're fat and smell of booze?