This is an emergency, what the hell do I do:(

Ok so I went to this specialist store and bought some imported poptarts (Fucking NZ supermarkets dont sell them ) & I get home and go to have one and my toaster is broken

So I see on the box it says several times "DO NOT MICROWAVE" but I thought fuck your rules and microwaved a couple. They were melted and destroyed.

I dont want to risk any more melting as they cost a pretty penny, and the oven seems a bit excessive & risky


so what do I do!? I can't have them cold I havent eaten since yesterday, help

I feel like this is karma punishing me

(WOW AND WHATS THIS ONLY 4 FACES IN A MESSAGE. I had a whole bunch of angry & sad faces strategically placed to reinforce what I was saying, but I've had to remove the vast majority of them)

 

Put them in the oven.

 

Hotwater

 

Totally beat me to it.


Anyhow... poptarts are nasty.

 

yes, place them on a cookie sheet if you have one. less 'risky' this way.

 

Oven'd work fine.

 

make a fire

i lived off poptarts for about 4 days...never again...

 

Wrap in foil, get engine on car up to temp and place on manifold, drive around for roughly 20 minutes to heat to desired temp.

Use the oven, place on foil, preheat oven to 350 and place in oven for 7to 10 minutes

Goto neighbor ask to use toaster offer a bite.

 

i like cold pop tarts

 

Throw them out. And then go back to the store where you bought them and kill the hell out of everyone in there. they have ripped you off they should die for that.

Peace

 

buy a new toaster...

or there's always the old warm-em-up between the buttcheeks method

 

put em in the oven...

 

what?

since when can you not make poptarts in the microwave? I always used to eat them like that.

granted...my friend DID catch a poptart on fire in the microwave one morning right before the bus came, but that was only because he didn't take the foil off.

 

Oven. Also, since you didn't figure the oven thing out on your own, I have to ask, is the toaster plugged in?

 

^lol just put non-stick spray on the tray and bake em..... ha spray and tray rhyme...lol

 

Oh that is cruel


anyway, I tried. so hard. and failed. but I ate them anyway. Now I'm regretting it.

the whole thing has been a disaster

 

heat them with the power of your mind.

 

microwave. screw the intructions. instructions are only for legos and gas grills.

 

best suggestion yet....

 

lol