What is your Greatest Vanity?

pfft, I know what you mean fellas my penis is so huge that they did a documentary about it...

 

I don't have vanities, I have insecurities...I also have a copy of shroom's penis documentary, if anyone wants to borrow it...

 

same here. i kind of like my eyes sometimes.

 

oh also i guess i have cute hands.

 

Yeah same here.

 

ladies, ladies, come on now, you all can breathe can't you, that's pretty hot, is it not...

 

No, I don't breathe.

 

But...but..you said you would breathe into a jar and send it to me so I could feel your breath on my face...well, that blows that idea...

 

Sorry I died two days ago. I'm now a flesh eating zombie. Mmmm brains.

 

My eyes and my Travolta-style cleft chin.

And soon.. my body. Soooon..

 

My two brown teeth are sexy as hell, Playboy called and wanted them to have their own centerfold...

 

aww thank you, I am great..... will be even better once I find a house to rent LOL we are all living in a studio apt. till we find a place LMFAO wanna kill everyone

 

Is Tommy home? How are your little ones?

Good luck not killing everyone. lol

 

Tommy came home and we all moved to Germany =) and yesterday I found a house... on a farm with a cow in the front yard and horses in the back, I may never want to come back to the states

 

umm my tattoo's are about my only vanity, i'm not very vain.

 

I can shoot the goo really far. Other than that I'm pretty humble.

 

Mine used to be my hair. It used to be thick and wavey with natural red-gold highlights. Down to my ass. But I cut it all off and thinned it out, because I don't like having vanities.

 

i have the greatest tits in the world and i am shamelessly obsessed with them.... or, you could say we're enjoying our time together while they are still close to my heart, wink wink.

 

no offense but.. girls that are too fussy over their hair is a pet peeve of mine. especially girls who have it really long and think it's pretty when all im thinking is ewwww how fucking old is that hair...

my vanity would have to be my face.. i moisturise and cleanse and exfoliate to keep it looking nice. and also my eyes, if i put makeup on they get most if not all the attention cos i have cat eyes and i like to play it up.

 

Your new home sounds wonderful! I'm so happy you are happy where you are Funky and that you and Tommy are experiencing the journey together.

I live on old farm land. Last night my oldest son and I went for a walk with our dog. We walked past the cows. The cows followed us when we walked past them. They are awesome!