eound dead

what would you do if you walked into your house and saw yourself dead?

 

I would just die

 

I'd just be like "damn.......that sucks". Then I'd laugh and smoke a blunt in dedication to myself:sifone:

 

continue tripping balls...

 

no i mean like what if a ghost or your soal or somthing found your body dead, but you didn't know you died?

 

Always did wonder what I taste like...

 

I like to think, if given the chance*, I would eat human flesh.
And, most deffinately myself.

*When I say chance, I don't just mean opportunity...
That, in my opinion, implies that I'd eat anyone given any chance.

 

Yeah, I'm all about some human shish kebabs.

 

I'd call my mom...

 

i would fuck my corpse ferociously using my newly acquired lab rat penis

 

I would beat the shit of me for fucking things up. I could have been King of Pittsburgh. But no I spent my time doing drugs. And hanging out with hippy chicks. Damn I could have been King and I threw it all away for hippy chicks.

Peace

 

Ummmmmmm I'd probably have a panic attack and start slapping myself to wake myself up.

 

you don't have to slap yourself, just check your watch. check, doublecheck. if you can't read the face or if you don't even wear a watch, it's all good, just don't try to wake up or you're in for it.

 

wait for the valkyrie.

 

i would probably just say something heaps dumb like 'dip' or 'oops'

 

Happens every day, so I am used to it.

 

i'm with zilla. i'd fuck myself. that'd be hot.

 

give myself a high five

 

word.

 

I'd be pretty stoked. Not about dying, but about the fact that there is conscious existence after our body dies. I'm banking on drifting off into a dream, the end of which I am unaware, and having everything just cease to be. So anything other than that and I'm super happy. Continued conscious existence after death? What a trip. I think the first thing I'd do is go looking for hot dead ladies. Ever seen zombie strippers?