You might be a hippie if...

Remember Jeff Foxworthys bit, "if you've ever...(fill in the blank)...you might be a redneck?
Howzabout one for"you might be a Hippie"!

I'll get it started...

If you've ever smoked weed while reading Carlos Casteneda... you might be a hippie.

If you've ever used a tie-dyed sheet as an alternative to drapes...you might be a hippie.

If you're best idea for a political campaign slogan is "tokes for folks"...you might be a hippie!

If the best things in life for you are love, music, and herb...you might be a hippie!

If you walk softly upon the earth.......


You might be a hippie!eace:

 

I've you've ever sat on a beanbag chair in your room, tripping out while looking at you beaded curtains .. you might be a hippie.
If you've ever hitchhiked because you still believe that there are good people in the world .. you might be a hippie.
If you've ever frolicked naked in a meadow.. you might be a hippie.

 

If you've ever hitchhiked because you still believe that there are good people in the world .. you might be a hippie

done this 1

 

If you've ever been on a road trip where you're dogs ate better than you did.....


You might be a hippie!

 

If youve ever had a meaningful conversation with an orange,,you might be a hippie

 

Were you at Woodstock? No Yes
- Do you think you may have been at Woodstock, but aren't entirely sure? No Yes
Who is your favorite Beatle? John George Ringo Paul None, the Beatles were over rated
Do you have fire drills to practice getting all your Grateful Dead tapes out of the house? No Yes
How many state lines have you crossed on your longest road trip to see a 60s era musical artist or band in concert?
Have you ever traveled to another country to see such a band or artist? No Yes
Were you affected personally by Jerry Garcia's death? No Yes
Do you know what bag you're in? No Yes
Do you own an incense burner? No Yes
Do you own, or have owned a VW bus? No Yes
- If so, was the bus painted multiple colors? No Yes
Do you play the sitar? No Yes
Have you ever written a song protesting war, bucking the establishment, or containing a reference to illegal drugs? No Yes
- Have written songs about all three? No Yes
Were you actually alive in the 1960s? No Yes
Do you really, really wish you had been alive in the 1960s? No Yes
Do you believe that "All You Need is Love"? No Yes
- "And a good medical plan"? No Yes
Does the word "trip" not make you think of a vacation? No Yes
Does the word "man," pepper your conversations? No Yes
Have you used the word "groovy" or the phrase "Can you dig it?" with a straight face? No Yes
- If so, have you ever used both in the same sentence? No Yes
Have you taken part in a peace march? No Yes
Have you ever started a petition? No Yes
Have you ever taken part in a sit-in? No Yes
- Have you done all three? No Yes
Have you ever received junk mail addressed to "dear radical"? No Yes
Do you think "social action" is a frat party on a saturday night? No Yes
Do your children have names like Windsong, Freedom or Peace Love Understanding Smith? No Yes
Do you wish your parents had named you Peace Love Understanding Smith? No Yes
Do you say "thank you" when someone calls you a hippy? No Yes
Do you say "Groovy man, like, you think I'm a hippy? Far out, can you dig that?"? No Yes
Do you wear Birkenstocks/Earth Shoes? No Yes
Do you make your own sandals? No Yes
Do you have a bumper sticker reading "save the whales", "think green" or has dancing bears on it? No Yes
- If so, are such bumper stickers holding your car together? No Yes
Are you a vegetarian? No Yes
- If so, do you call yourself a "vegetarian" just because you stopped eating Big Macs? No Yes
Do you smell like patchouli? No Yes
Have you ever sold any hand-made item in the parking lot of a concert? No Yes
Do you think money is the root of all evil? No Yes
- "And may the devil smite me with it"? No Yes
Do you think Jim Morrison's poetry is profound? No Yes
Do you think John Lennon's drawings are art? No Yes
Do you like Bob Dylan's singing voice? No Yes
Have you ever heard of Jim Morrison, John Lennon or Bob Dylan? No Yes
Do you have a necklace with either wooden beads, seeds, a peace or yin yang symbol? No Yes
- Do you have all of the above? No Yes
- Did you used to have all of the above but you gave them away or traded them for concert tickets? No Yes
Is your computer screen name or password is related to a 60s musical performer? No Yes
Are the only cds or records in your collection that were recorded after 1980, recorded by artists who were most famous in the 60s or 70s? No Yes
Have you ever been to San Francisco? No Yes
Did you ware flowers in your hair? No Yes
Have you ever lived in a commune? No Yes
- Did you quit the commune because you were tired of being the one to do all the work? No Yes
Do you own a tie dyed article of clothing? No Yes
- Did you dye it yourself? No Yes
Do you own any clothing items made of hemp? No Yes
Have you ever practiced Transcendental Meditation, seriously studied Eastern religion, or been a Jesus freak? No Yes
- Have you done all of the above? No Yes
Have you ever had a chemically induced spiritual experience? No Yes
Did you vote for Ronald Reagan? No Yes
Did you get this far but forgot to choose an option for each question? No Yes

 

You might be a hippie if your hair is often mistaken for a wild animal

 

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

If you have no use for categories, you might be a hippie

 

Right on.

 

You might be a hippie if you...

...don't wear a bra

... George Carlin was your idol

... you're seen a liquid light projection light show

... you embroidered your denim bell bottoms

... You ever turned a pair of jeans into a long skirt

... your wore granny glasses when you didn't need them and won't wear them now that you do

... you experience with new ideas and beliefs

... You are looking into using alternative forms of fuel

 

You just left postage stamps on your tongue instead of just licking them.

You waitress asks if you want rolls and you ask about the logo or color.

The best place to hide you stash from your friends or you kids is under the soap.

 

Love it!

 

Does it count if they mistaken it for a dead wild animal?

Well...

If you love everything and everyone and think there's good in all people... you might be a hippie.

 

If you beleive that if it feels good, you should do it ... you might be a hippie.

If there's nothing better than cruising down to the beach and smoking a doob on a park bench .. you might be a hippie.

If you wake up and don't mind missing a days pay because the sunshine is so beautiful .. you might be a hippie.

If you read books because they're on the banned list .. you might be a hippie.

 

If you wake up and don't mind missing a days pay because the sunshine is so beautiful .. you might be a hippie.

love this one

 

:smilielol5:


You might be a hippy if you've had a million places to hide your stash, and then forgot them all....

 

If you've ever been called "dirty hippie" and said "thank you"...you might be a hippie

If you suddenly realize you've been staring at a leaf for 20 minutes and you're not even high...you might be a hippie (guilty)

If you specifically wear old, torn jeans because they are old and torn...you might be a hippie

 

If you dont need drugs to get high you might be a hippie!

 

If you delve deep into the depths of your mind and explain the most unexplainable of the human perspective and maybe beyond that.........
If all the human senses appeal to you alot more than others.............
If you sit around under a tree or stare up at the sky feels like heaven...........

If you believe everyone can love and you look at them straight in the eyes.....