I think my bf is the anti-Christ

'Kay, well, maybe not, but churches do make him very uncomfortable, he has serious pride issues, 666 appears in his SSN and he once rolled a 6 three times on a DnD die...

All that goofy stuff aside, he seems to have a force field of some kind around him. He's never been able to wear a watch for any extended period of time before it stops keeping time and eventually stops altogether. Then once, he walked by a long-defunct antique clock hanging in my kitchen and it suddenly started to tick. It's the kind of clock with a swinging pendulum to keep it on the beat. You have to wind it up with a key. Even my mom's watch-enthusiast, Catholic, ghosts-are-a-lot-of-hooha-because-the-Pope-says-so boyfriend saw it and didn't know what to think.

What the hell is up??? I'm thinking of whipping out a compass next time he's near me to see if he makes it spin, lol.

 

Is he bl4ckened?

So long as you keep away from church towers, frozen lakes and bannisters when he's pissed off with you, you should be fine. Try to find birthmarks on him.

 

Lol, what are you talking about?? :tongue:

 

dont worry,your boyfriends fine.
obama is the Antichrist..

http://www.barackobamaantichrist.blogspot.com/

 

Hahaha HHB, love those sites.

The bl4ckened bit was talking bout a guy on the forums who insists he is the Anti-Christ, and is basically an egotistical wanker.

The rest of it was Omen references.

 

A lot of people have an increased magnetic field, it doesn't make them the anti christ.

 

anti-christ?

I thought he claims to be an enlightened one, who remembers his own reincarnation, and choose to return to Earth with zero karma, to live in the 4th dimension, and bring the light of truth to all of mankind to help us on our way.

 

Haha, I've heard that as well, but I just don't know...

I'd like to add that, like myself, he used to see ghosts when he was little, though he has implied that he saw them much more frequently than me. He's terrified of them, though, so it makes sense that he would stop seeing them...

 

'Twas a joke, but thanks for the heads up

 

that obama link is crazy. The year 2012 links are even creepier.

 

is he good looking??
if he is then dress him in a set of robes and sell him as a cult leader

 

Churches make me uncomfortable too.

 

If he tries to eat your soul, dump him.

 

LOL, well, I think by then it will be too late...

FOR ALL OF US!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

*erm*

Anywho...

 

Nah! He's a timelord. Check his pockets for jelly babies. However if they have all their heads bitten off, i'd worry.

 

same here churches make me feel like shit and my last home phone number end it in 666 oh i hade my ghost experiences to that's this qualify me i am sure satan likes hes nookie and makes loads of suns all the time not just one.

 

LOL! That is a very good point. I never thought of that before... Maybe he's the reject son and that's why he has such a problem with authority! :tongue: