Guess when I will die and win yourself a luxury cruise to the Wadden Islands

You can either guess in this thread.

 

Either guess or what?

 

You're already dead. Keep the cruise ticket.

 

62. You've got a count down on your ticker. I can hear it, tin man.

 

Sometime in the future.

Now where the fuck are the Wadden Islands?

 

No deal, cuz you might die after me and then I'd never get to redeem that ticket.

 

In about 5 seconds....

*Hefts icepick overhead*

 

July 28th, 2021

And I'm going to throw in the cause of death was an overdose of pepto bismo