How good are you at sex?

I'm great I'm awesome I rule I rock I came I conquered

 

i'm HORRIBLE, lousy i have a small penis.

 

but you are a chick, that penis is your clit.

 

wait I"M A CHICK?????? fuck me that explains the small penis, wait why don't i have any boobs?????

 

you have no boobs on account of your overthinness.

 

Not bad. Working on buying a house right now. Was going to rent it out, but I'm probably going to live in it and use the equity to buy a rental property. Free rent is almost as good as monthly income, ya know?

How's winback?

 

it sucks monkey dick, i'm out after this week. The company is going to hell man.

 

I believe it. We should hang out here pretty soon. I'll have some money here in a few weeks.

 

I'm the best bang since the big one...

 

i cum in like, 10 seconds and keep cumming, and i squirt too. does that mean i'm good at sex? i dunno, but it sure as hell means i enjoy it!

 

hot :drool5:

 

haha... thanks!

 

I cum in like .3 seconds.

 

pfff, i cum in negative time
thats right, my orgasms are so good they turn back th clock, literally

 

lol ahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

It totally depends on who I am with. With my current boyfriend and soulmate, I am awesome... I think it is mostly because he is awesome though.

 

You can cum in 10 seconds? Now this I gotta see.

 

*snicker*

 

I take two months to orgasm

 

I think I am awesome at sex.

Most women who have sex with me go lesbo immediately afterwards though. But I don't care, as long as I got mine.

Being bad at sex is no big deal, since your partner won't find out until it's too late anyway.