How good are you at sex?

that's okay, shroomie. it's not a competition. your femaleness does not hinge on going off like a firecracker every time you twitch. some people are just unbelievably lucky.

 

a nice slow buildup is always welcomed

 

If I go off like a firecracker every time I twitch, does that mean I have a high degree of femaleness?

 

means some shit aint right but still damned lucky.

 

yes. yes it does.

 

Nice.

*goes off to flick the bean*

 

Honestly that must be a BIG ONE!

 

sex? i'm terrible. i weight 600 lbs. i have smashed every man woman and child i've ever attempted to make love to. i am along in this world, just me and my trusty 12 inch dildo.

 

do you call yours mr reliable, big blue or frank?

 

insert tab A into slot B...



seriously.. it's not that hard.

 

in high school one of my buddies used to say 'insert tab A into slot B, turn until click'

 

oooo. hot. that made me tingle.

 

i say pretty damn good. Like Smelly Socks my vagina gets super tight and i've had a child. My husband always says dont stop so thats good right?! lol

 

mine will only stretch so far. beyond that, it just gets stubborn and says "no penetration for YOU!" YES, IT TALKS.

 

lol is that how you do your kegels?

 

Well it's good to know I've still got it in the teasing department. Ran into an old friend today.

 

it's like a trainer. "C'MON! TWENTY MORE! ONE! TWO! YOU CAN DO IT! THREE! QUIT BEING A BABY! FOUR! FIVE! YOU NEED SOME ASSIST? SIX!..."

and so on.

 

maaaaaaan...i wish i was good...i'm a bit too prude. i prefer missionary, almost every time, because i don't like him to see my tits bouncing. plus then i can rub up against his pelvis and, well, let's not get too graphic. when on some drug or another i free up, but i don't do drugs much or often, so that's not helpful. over the years i've become much less prude so here's to hoping that continues

 

heya fitzy i'm a masshole...u really in southie like u say? i was there sunday, saw the sox (13 inning shit) then went to my friends house in southie...forgot the st name. like right off the star-intersection where alex's pizza is

 

yea, i'm in southie. i know where Alex's pizza is at...however, i'm on the other end of southie

just got back from the sox game tonight