the pizza man is a FED

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by brandonveg, Dec 5, 2005.

  1. brandonveg

    brandonveg Member

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    The pizza man is a fed man.....a while back i used to work at pizza ht and i was sellin weed....well the pizza man used to try to talk to me about it and i wouldnt...then i quit and started gettin into that hard shit.....welli noticed that his car was always wherever i was with his little pizza hut sign on it, but he aint foolin me....so then i quit all that shit and all i do now is smoke occasionally...well when i quit my illegal shit, he quit following me and got a new car....today i drove by pizza hut and when he saw me he ducked into his car.....THE PIZZA MAN IS A FUCKING FED!
     
  2. gEo_tehaD_returns

    gEo_tehaD_returns Senior Member

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    Well, you'll just have to gouge his eyes out with a rusty spork then.
     
  3. seancourt

    seancourt Free Your Mind

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    Maybe he's stalking you haha
     
  4. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    what do you bet its just a coincidence, and "the pizza man" is just another drug user getting freaked out because the original poster was perceived as somehow shifty/unusual not wanting to talk to the guy about it....and the pizza man also noticed YOU being around wherever HE went, and now HE's starting to get worried about the same type of thing.....

    not saying thats how it is, just saying it's an amusing possibility...
     
  5. brandonveg

    brandonveg Member

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    actualy i know for a fact that he used to be a jail guard,,,,cause i guy i used to work with their was in his jail and i accidentally heard them talking about the jail one day...and now all of a sudden he is a pizza man about 150 miles away from his jail.
     
  6. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    maybe he loves you
    ~peace~
     
  7. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    look out, he's RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!
     
  8. /jumanji

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    the other day a pizza man came to the door and gave us the pizz we ordered. then he started acting all crazy and jumping and flaping his arms and when we paid him he spead off like a mad man. we think he was on crackor something.
     
  9. sacrament32

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    one ime we paid the pizza man in pennies and tipped him with half a chocolate bar and a pepper mint and he got really red and and started shakeing he mustve hadlike an anger problem
     
  10. happy_kel

    happy_kel thug life.

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    hahahaha sorry man thats some pretty funny shit tho.
    id be nervous too tho man
     
  11. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

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    Hell, I think you could go up to anyone and give them 2000 pennies and a chocolate bar (EVEN FREE) and they'd fucking shit themselves.

    Everyone should get together and make a penny bank. Then, we can use it to buy stuff for the site like weed (for the marijuana forum) and lots and LOTS of other great drugs (for the psychedelics forum) and who knows what else, I wouldn't care.
     
  12. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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  13. MikeE

    MikeE Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    You stopped using the hard stuff and you stopped thinking that the guy was following you.
    This is good.
    Continue not using the hard stuff and you won't think that people are following you.
    If the voices tell you otherwise, ignore them.

    "The hard stuff" is not good for clear thinking or evaluating situations.
     
  14. Theweirdone

    Theweirdone Member

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    I'm a Fed and I'm coming to get you...

    Ok. Not really, I'm Osama Bin Laden. lol
     
  15. star920211

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    anyone could be a fed nowa days... whenever someone gets busted and they really dont want to go to jail, they will tell on anyone... hell my boyfriends best friend turned him in because he was workin for the cops... it sickning really because its true that you really cant trust anyone anymore!!

    I acctually think my manager where i work is working for the cops trying to get me... everything they do,, everything they say,,, it all adds up and it really feels like they are trying to bust me... She talks to my mom behind my back like they are trying to solve the puzzle as to what im doing.. i think my mom acctually had a gps type thing installed in my car or a microphone to see what im doing... or maybe i could just be really paranoid... but someones watching me!!!
     
  16. tra1lerpark rasta

    tra1lerpark rasta Senior Member

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    just because your paranoid doesnt
    mean there not after you
     
  17. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    i think thats an excellent tip
     
  18. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Doesnt the word paranoia actually mean "heightened awareness"?

    I've got this thing called "Pigdar" - it allows me to detect a cop from anyone else at 200 yards just by a single body movement or sentence.
    When I was in school , I was walking past the ice cream van one day , and noticed the ice cream seller was a copper.Only with PIgdar can you explain such a powerful unexplainable feeling.

    A little while later , everyone else recalled how much the icecream van man looked like the cop who did their cycling proficiency test when they were little uns.(but I wasnt at the school then).

    So trust your instinct- you probabaly wont be safe til that pizzaman is delivering pizzas from that great delivery company in the sky!: )
     

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