Bless You, Dear Friend

All praises be to His Imperial Majesty; The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

May his majestic noodles push you along your righteous path of Pastafarianism.

Blessed Be!

 

tee hee hee. noodly appendage.

 

Poor bastard!

 

Why is that penis soooooooo little

 

Don't deny it...the Lord gave you a noodly appendage like his just to show his love.

 

Hahaha
I asked myself that question, too.
In the original Creation of Adam it's the same size...
So, apparently Michelangelo had a small ding-dong.

 

He's In my living room now. should I kill something in homage to him ?

Peace

 

Did he create mesterpieces to make up for it? I feel saddened.

 

You shouldn't!
I don't think he slept around much, anyway.
He was an artist, not a man whore. =]

 

Wow Cate you really are giddy todaY!

 

FSM is?!?
Or Michelangelo?
If it's the latter, just cook him some pasta; I'm sure he's hungry.
If it's the Lord...by ALL means, do NOT cook pasta!
Just, give him some rum.

 

Well while I aint built like a beer bottle, I damn sure aint built like that either. Visualize, if you will, somewhere right in the middle of a beer bottle and that noodle.

 

FSM's noodle, or Adam's?
'Cause Adam's is most definitely is let down for Eve...
I think I know why she sided with the "snake." ;]

 

That was good

 

Hell I wouldnt blame her for siding with the snake either. My gawd man. You never know thoiugh, he could be amazing with the tongue. I mean he had to win out over the snake somehow. Right?