I just found my wallet

The method I used was...just let the weight of my body carry me wherever it wants around the house.

It works. Now I got money AND I got my motherfucking immigration card. Thanks.

 

you are welcome, my son.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EkyQYEKDGc

 

I just found my keys, achieved that by banging my first on the mess on my desk until I heard something jingle.

 

Yeah. That's a good method too.

I just like punching inanimate things anyway. Good for the libido.

 

I'd rather punch animate things. Such as pregnant Chinese women.

I think that I'm doing them a favor if it's not their first child

 

Wow, baby. You're just a nerd.

 

just a little..

 

My favorite method of finding lost items is to "give up", sit down in dispair, and let my gaze wonder idly. Tricks my keys into thinking it's safe!

 

I never loose keys, or atleast not yet.

 

How come you're not a citizen?

 

It’s just a wild guess mind you, but I’m thinking .... he wasn’t born here



Hotwater

 

I know that, he said he moved to the States when he was 14.

What I meant was why he hasn't applied for citizenship.

 

Long story. Basically, I don't want to be an American citizen.

I know it's half of what I came to be. But I'm a hometown man, and I root for the hometeam: Rio de Janeiro.

 

Except you were born in Paris

 

Things I lose, stay lost.

 

Yeah, but that don't count. I left when I was two.

Fuck Paris.

 

Agh, so you are technically French? Hence Cate's attempts at French.
This is mine:hohehoheho

 

I had dual citizenship until age 18.

Now I'm just a brazilian with a U.S. visa. Which is enough.