I gots me a source of income...

I got a job offer today from Blockbuster.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, big corporations are evil, yada yada...

But I love movies and games, and I will get free rentals on both BEFORE they even come out in stores....plus money.

I needs me some money.

But I'm very excited.

When the manager called me back I started shaking with excitement.

This is a chance to start over for me.

Sure, I'm a nerd.
But
I'm a nerd with a job.*





*excitement may or may not be fueled by large consumptions of caffeine laden beverages

 

Stoner job.

 

are you male or female?

 

I have a vagina, if that answers your question.

Why?

 

I was going to say that you'd be able to get a better job than that if you were male, but you're female so congrats for finding something.

 

Good for you

And according to the police, the plastic membership card doubles as an all-purpose “I can jimmy the lock, and break into anyone’s home with ease” card


Hotwater

 

Hell, free movies, free games, people are comming there to have a good time, seems good enough and you could be doing fuckalot worse!

 

Perks are always cool.

 

hah, i work there. er, obviously at a different location. anywho, if youre used to retail, you know youll have your fair share of shit heads. otherwise its fun, or my place is. the free rentals ar epretty sweet though. theres a group on facebook somewhere with lots of customer bitching, pretty amusing

 

Too true...

Stupid women wanting jobs and what have you.

If it wasn't for my forefathers (foremothers? foreskins?) I could standing by the stove with a baby on my teat, a baby on my hip, and an extra on simmer.

 

Are you a CSR? Or are you higher up?

 

Thanks.

 

csr. been there for a year now. our DM is a.... less than stellar person, but everyone i work with regularly freakin rocks

 

I know right?!

Sometimes you've got to wonder what is actually more worth while.

 

Precisely.

Oh well.

*sigh*

 

Anything I should know about working there?

Do you have to push Rewards and pre-sales really hard?

I like the idea of quarterly bonuses...

 

pff, no one gets presales unless the customer walks in wanting one. rewards, ehhh its easiest when theyre on sale. when they arent, its more difficult to sel em i find

 

Work, drink, fuck. Repeat.

 

Well then what are you doing wasting your time at Blockbuster for? Go spend your time looking for a rich latin guy that can dance and buy you a bugatti, a couple of nice bags, your dream kitchen and a mandingo!

Nevermind the perks.

 

I neeed a job!!!!