Stupid **** drivers!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bronson, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

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    I was trying to pull into a gas station yesterday when an idiot **** pulling out, trying to make a right was taking up the whole driveway while on her phone. Of course she was afraid to pullout because of cars in the center lane.

    One time I almost died a couple of days ago because some dumb **** ran a red at 55 mph on her phone and almost hit the drivers side of my car. I now have to wait 2-3 seconds at a green light before going because of idiots like that.

    The fact that I was close to being hit just an hour ago at the Target parking lot. I had the right to go first and this dumb lady was about to go when I went.

    Another time...I was driving on the interstate, speed limit 65, I was in the left lane passing a car at about 78 mph, the car behind me this cunty lady was on her cell phone and tailgating me like crazy as she wanted to pass too. she kept doing it so i just slowed down a bit and drove along with the dumb lady to the right of me for about 45 seconds. then i passed her and the bitch passed me on the right and flipped me off.

    What pisses you off about cunty female drivers???
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    this is just one of many many reasons why females should not be allowed to drive

    the young new lady drivers piss me off the most, especially when they are driving daddy's car...chatting with their friends, on the phone, crappy Brittany Spears music being played....yea
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Lighten up, sometimes It can be fun :cheers2:

    I was returning home from a trip to cape cod last year (vastly exceeding the speed limit) with a 40 something female tailgating me most of the way across the cape. I’d swear as I looked at her face in the rearview mirror she was actually having an orgasm as we sped across the mid-cape highway :eek:



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    Hotwater
     
  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I agree... the ones who are yapping on their phones are the worst.
     
  5. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    hmmmmm.......
     
  6. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    I don't drive cunts, I ride cocks.

    Yowza. :D
     
  7. Angelina31

    Angelina31 Member

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    I hate cunty **** cunts yapping on their cellphones while tailgating me across the cape cod highway. If I say '****' a few more times will I be as cool as you wankers whining about female drivers? There are good and bad drivers, both male and female. I have had my share of total fucking idiot drivers who were male believe it or not.

    Thanks for giving me the focus I needed to rid me of my last remaining aggression. Have a happy Sunday everyone.
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    phew... is it me or is it getting warm in here?



    bronson, all i have to say is this: lame
     
  9. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    when was the last time you felt the touch of a woman???
     
  10. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I blame the Mexicans.
     
  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Does being handled by a midwife count?
     
  12. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    It must be all the friction. :cool:
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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  14. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    SNORE
    Lamest Post ever
     
  15. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    Nothing much. What really pisses me off is ignorant white trash men who use the C word. It's plain vulgar.
     
  16. neodude1212

    neodude1212 Senior Member

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    bronson your trolling abilities are fading.
     
  17. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    Stupid Bronson! Be more funny!
     
  18. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    OK. so it came Saturday, not Friday. :)

    .
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i hope that doesn't mean it took him a day to come up with this...
     
  20. Dustinthewind

    Dustinthewind woopdee fucking doo

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    I agree.
     

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