Willy Wonka makes me want chocolate

I should've followed my instincts today and bought some candy bars cuz Willy Wonka's on now and that movie makes me want a chocolate bar. :hat:

 

Kill the fucker and bury his body.

Say no to mind control!

 

i maintain that chocolate is a torture device that was accidentally unleashed on the public... but willy's factory did include some damn tasty looking fruity snacks too...

 

it's no coincidence. the orders all come from the people on top.

 

I hate fruity candy. It gives me bad heartburn.

 

hell, i get that from breathing...

 

Chocolate is indeed obviously created by the Jewish elite that wants to enslave the world.






This is some of the best non-fancy chocolate out there too.

 

I just made smores in the microwave.

It's not the same as campfire ones though....

 

I make my smores in the toaster.

 

I'm not sure but I think Willy was a child molester.

Peace

 

I think the guy at the candy store was a child molester. Creeeepy.

 

Now I want chocolate.

 

fuck, now I want some of the ice cream in the fridge.

Just after I came out of the bathroom, thinking "wow, I look sknnier. Thank you pizza and soda for making me lose weight". Maybe the ice cream is on their same team?

Now that I think about it, it's probably the lack of beer drinking.

 

i wish i had ice cream in the freezer... i would be so eating some right now. yummy!