Stupid **** drivers!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bronson, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I know, bitches and ho's so cannot drive, they should just stay in the kitchen or rock a vacuum instead of trying to drive cars...Pfft, I tell ya'...
     
  2. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    I think this whole thread was just an excuse to say **** alot of times. Cool **** ****.

    Peace
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Eh, I prefer being called a twat over the other...You hear **** all the time, not everyday someone uses silly twat anymore...this saddens me...
     
  4. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    How about Snatch. Snatch is pretty cool Yes snatch snatch.

    Peace
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    meh, snatch isn't as catchy as twat...**** is overdone, twat needs to make a comeback...
     
  6. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    How about snapper. Or toothless wonder. Just plane pussy is cool.

    Peace
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    toothless wonder...? You're going to have to explain that one to me...Snapper, nah, though it's a type of fish, it sort of is funny but not really...
     
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    Im glad I wasnt waiting on Bronson..
     
  9. silverhippy

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    If I have to explain it you just won't get it. How about Beaver yes beaver. Wait beavers have teeth, Maybe I don't understand toothless wonder either.

    Peace
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I get everything, I'm a super genius, I'm surprised you already don't know this...
    Beaver, but then I think about Leave it to Beaver and so that's not going to work...And just so you are aware, some vaginas have teeth...
     
  11. silverhippy

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    Yeah I thought you would get around to telllin me somthing like vaginas have teeth. Maybe we need to make up a new name. How about bottomless pit ? Or toyland ? Tunnel of fun. Tasty tid bit ? June cleaver was hot.

    Peace
     
  12. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I'm not really telling you, I more so stating a fact...
    Perhaps you could make up a new term but none of those cause those just don't cut it...Come on silverhippy, I know you can do it..I believe in you!
     
  13. silverhippy

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    Here. An oldie but a goodie. Hair pie. We may have to change to skin or stubble pie but whatever. You believe in me ? I'm a bit of lint in the wind. And don't really live in this time frame. I Know how about Gash yes gash sounds good. What do you think ?

    Peace
     
  14. mystical_shroom

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    Gash, hmmm, doesn't have an offensive sound to it...Though I appreciate your dedication and willingness to try..
     
  15. silverhippy

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    I'm out of thing's to call it. I need pictures I need inspiration. My chick is at church so I can't check her's out. How about tool box ? No that is stupid. wait throbbing meat hows that ?

    Peace
     
  16. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    Is Hatchet Wound offensive enough?
     
  17. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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  18. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i like the word **** as an insult. it's innocuous, like dick or asshole.
     
  19. Bronson

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    Last week I was driving home from work the othe day when an old lady pulled out of a parking lot in front of me. I was no further than 15 feet away when she decided it was a good time to pull out. I had to actually stop my car to avoid t-boning this old fucktwat, and then she has the audacity to give ME the stink-eye, as though I was in the wrong. :(

    I hope she had a heart attack when she got home and no one called 911.:mad:
     
  20. mystical_shroom

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    You used twat! My day is now complete...

    you should have just shot her, duh...
     

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