Fun things you can do with girls.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bronson, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

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    "The rodeo"
    Right before your about to have sex with your girl. You get your friends to hide in the closet. When you're doing her doggy style you yell out "YEEEEE-HAAAHhhh!" Then all your friends come rushing out surrounding you and the girl in a circle rooting you on. You then hold on to the girl as long as you can before she runs away.. Hence the rodeo

    "The Dale Earnhart "
    You screw a girl from behind and when your almost finished you ram her
    headfirst into a wall.

    "Jamaican Bobsled"
    Get on top of her and ride her down the stairs.

    "The Candy Cane"
    You get a girl to sit on a swivel chair while she's giving you head. Right before you are about to "release" it. You punch her straight in the nose making her bleed. You then spin her around and bust your load on her causing the candy cane effect.

    The Mung
    Obtain a female that has been dead for 2-3 days (the time period since death is important). Then place your mouth just outside her vaginal opening. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth.








    Got to love the internet. I would never have heard of these with out it. LOL!!
     
  2. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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  3. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I have tried "The Mung", and let me tell you... there is nothing quiet like it.
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    The bobsled is fun...but beware it causes massive rug burn...
     
  5. Bronson

    Bronson Banned

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    Hey...How about you and me doing the "Dale Earnheart"?:)
     
  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    We already did duh...geez, me dominating you and ramming your head in the wall must have caused you a bit of brain damage and made you forget :(
     
  7. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    You can just tie her up. there are many thing's you can do. How about pain and pleasure. Many ways to go.

    PEACE
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Tie her up, how about just clubbing her that way you can save on rope...
     
  9. rebelfight420

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    The houdini- Do a girl from behind blindfolded while a friends in the closet make sure she is facing a window. Now pull out and get your friends to take your place run outside wave at her through the window then have your friend take off the blindfold.
     
  10. thehippie_08

    thehippie_08 that girl

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    wow. the last one's just disgusting.
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    i think that's all i have to say about that.
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    What would top this would be by taping it and then putting it on youtube for the world to enjoy...
     
  12. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    No. The joy comes from her being awake. It's the anticpation of the pain that makes it fun, The crack of the whip. the shudder. The uncertainty on her part. The trust. But most it's the sheer terror she feels.

    Peace.
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Meh, too much work.. I say commence clubbing...
     
  14. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    You have no clue. Pain is an art. It must be administered slowly. If not whats the point. You my Need a long session. you will come around.

    Peace
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Please, physical pain is for pussies, I master at emotional and psychological pain...
     
  16. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Don't knock it until you've tried it.
     
  17. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Bah!

    I'm not in the mood for vulgairty.
     
  18. lode

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    Pulling her hair and calling her a Biznach.

    Kicking it third gird.
     
  19. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    You forgot the "pink sock"
     
  20. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    This could be you. trust me you will like it. Peace.

    Well ?
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