Fun things you can do with girls.

Shroomie is not a sub. You on the otherhand just may be.

 

She may see the light. No I'm not sub at all.

Peace

 

tree hugger is a sub though

 

Nope. I do like the fight for dominance. But I'm not a sub at all.

 

oh, you will be

 

Nope.

 

its one of my goals. its written on my wall

 

Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to "release", you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your junk (I hope to do this with mystical shroom)

The Fire Island
This consists of telling someone you're going to spunk on their face while they are asleep, only half-jokingly, and then when they don't believe you, doing it just to prove that you're that demented.

Rear Admiral
There is a point system to this one, but I cant quite remember it. Essentially, get her on the floor and commence the doggy style position. At random, knock her arms out from under her and push her around the room. The goal is to cover the entire perimeter of the room, knocking over as many things as possible along the way, thus earning the title of 'Rear Admiral'. A skilled Admiral might consider using this technique to transition into a Jamaican Bobsled for extra points.

 

Aww Fitz, you will never reach that goal.

 

Did the mung really bear repeating?

the people that make this shit up clearly have no sex life.. virgins more than likely.
you forgot
the cleavland steamer,
the dolphin,
the pink sock -again,
the cinncinatti bowtie,
the angry pirate,
the tony danza

and millions of other bs crap talk vulgar sexual jokes archived at urban dictionary ,made up by virgins who can only imagine vulgar sex play while mastubating to their moms issue of cosmo.

 

what..so since I had done those I'm really a virgin and masturbate to cosmo (which I do by the way).. that's mean...

 

You have done those to other people...on purpose?
Or they have done them to you...

No ,I think they are PRETTY much all made up for the sake of vulgrity by sexually inexperienced. Not to say a particularly twisted indivicual might not try them out-- like yourself I 'spose

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..tho I must say ,the alligator fuckhouse is kinda fun ...and the dolphin has happened ,just not purposely LOL

 

I kinda wanna do this with you coz you are sort of a cunty, selfish, whiny bitch.

Muff Teaser
Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.

 

Thats kinda hot actually..
My vibe would prolly finish me off better than you could anyway,
that or the hubby.

btw- i'll accept cunty ,and whiny bitch, from you, but the selfish part stung just a little.

 

i reach all my goals

 

my bf would love to read about this sick stuff. he's not sick, but for some reason, he loves disturbing images.

 

The Pirate
A girl is giving head, when you are ready to finish you spoodge in one of her eyes and kick her in the knee. She'll then be hopping around the room on one foot with her hand over her eye, hence The Pirate

 

:smilielol5:Hahaha.. nice...That would have to be my favorite thus far...

 

i think my fav is spiderman
but good god there are so many, it's hard to choose

 

I like the first one.