And form some sort of super-being? You may be up to something... (The dumb kid may only hinder it though, but I guess that it has to have a human side...)
"what did he just say?" - deaf girl "he said he thinks youre pretty...why is he cute?" - blind girl "hell ya hes cute!" - deaf girl etc etc...
My son, you don't have to fight the urges. It's perfectly OK to masturbate to pictures of frustrated athletes.