What is your first instinct when someone insults you?

Hahahaha you are funny. And my new tolerance is working. See I'm laughing your insults off. I feel better about me. By the way where do you park ?

Peace

 

in your chick's ass

 

Ok. Yes I can picture that. Your car just might fit up my chicks ass. I park a mac truck in there.. I'm getting better at this tolerant out look.

Peace

 

Laugh...each and every time...

 

I spray girls in the eyes with hairspray.

 

I can never think of a witty reply until approximately 30 seconds after they walk away. So I just get really red in the face and stammer incoherently.

 

It depends.

But if I don't comeback or self-deprecate in agreement, I sometimes bully the guy/girl if I think I can do it. Just by using real crass language.

If bullying becomes tough, I say "You're good." And make the peace.

 

I have a particular look I can use that usually squares things away. Otherwise it can get heated. I'm not good at taking insults in the real world.

 

I very very rarely lose my cool. VERY rarely.

But when I do, oh man.

 

i just had a experience like that
yesterday this poster named rastafari
posted a racist joke i called him a douche bag
his first response was to send me a pm calling
me faggot when that didnt work he posted an equally
offensive rant about gays on the gay board what a noob

 

well hell. did you start it by name calling. You are good at that.

 

it depends on who insults me.. if its some random stranger i dont even notice.. if its someone i already cant stand i feel sorry for them (even more).. if its someone i like i am surprised.. and upset.. if its someone i love, i get depressed.

 

youre a tickity tack tranny hot mess outta control super tranny from transylvania who is not apologizing for it.

 

i think the guy got banned
which is good cause he was a real
idiot

 

I kill them.

It's easy.

 

first thing i do is laugh,,then i destroy them with my wit,,and laugh some more..

lol

being that im pretty much known for being a smart ass and a asshole,,i dont and cant get angry at insults directed towards me.. that would be hypocritical...,

 

The only time anyone really insults me are my friends male bonding kinda insults.

In those cases I often go with a 'homosaywhat?'

 

I take a deep breath, and let out a "Rimdididimdimdimdim it's your birthday! Rimdididimdimdimdim it's your birthday! Rimdididimdimdimdim it's your birthday! Rimdididimdimdimdim it's your birthday!"

 

homos do say what

 

you're a dick