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Discussion in 'Busted!' started by thc_prince, Jun 29, 2008.

  1. thc_prince

    thc_prince Member

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    wow im kinda stoned now. but about a week ago i had such an epic journey. i brought my friend eric (acquantiance( who was such a fag to get stoned with my friends. we and 2 of my friends get 1.7g cripppi and go to my other friends house. turns out his brother and stepbrother is trippin with their friends who covering their mouthg, trying not to laugh their ass off in the kitchen.

    we(4 ppl total) go to my friends room at 12:30 night and we all start hittin w/ his pipe. we start feelin it after a few hits, but eric doesnt get high at all. we go out to the side of his house and start hittin again along w/ a black n mild creme. we take this 3year journey(it seemed) to the lakeside. keep in mind eric still isnt high at all from about 17 demon hits. we hit even more and i forgot who i was. eric still doesnt feel it after about 15 more ogre hits. we are all completely in another dimension and here he is unaffected. we notice and force him to hit 8more godly hits. we all get up(my friend goes back to his house) and start to walk to dennys. eric walks straight and says he feels nothing while we all flap our arms and zigzag.

    After about a four year journey we arrive at dennys. we get a table and we sit, laughing our asses off at the menu. i look aroundand see about 4 other stoned ppl. 2 of em leave, 2 of em are sitting at tables. the 2 guys are laughing and move their table closerto us. all of a sudden, this cop comes into dennys and stands at the spot near us. i get super paranoid since i had about .6 in my pocket. at this point, we all had bloodshot eyes. i thought oh fuck but he sits down at the bar stool and orders ham andeggs. we all start being paranoid and my friend E is laughing his ass off atthe other guys. they were making hand gestures of smoking atthe cop's back. the old waitress comes to get their order, and they look under the table, laughin their asses offand clawing at each other.

    We order 4 miniburgers and eat them. i go outside of dennys, toss the wrapped up crippi near a bush and come back in. eric was bein even more paranoid than us and being uptight like a fag, he goes to pay the bill. E stands up and says in a semi-loud voice "look we're not paying yet we havent even eaten!" we pull him down to the chair and i prayed the cop wouldnt start to get suspicous. we pay the bill, and have some pancakes to go. as we near th bush i pick up my cripi and we stop to eat the pancakes. its about 3:30 am and we walk about 2 hoursish(6 years) to my house. on theway i held the crippi inmy pocket and about 5 cop cars passed by over a 2hr interval. one of them flashed their lights with siren, fortunately they went into a community or something. we sneak into my window downstairs, ending our 6 year adventure. :cheers2: :cheers2: we survived the night!

    quick edit: eric was like okay but im only gonna take 1 or 2 puffs. Then the fag ended up saying hit me hit me as he held the pipe. just proves that ppl wont just take "1 or 2 puffs"
     
  2. seeingblind

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    the funniest part of your story was reading the word fag being spoken like every teenager i know lol
     
  3. MarcoWasRight

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  5. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    Sucks to be Eric, imo.
     
  6. seeingblind

    seeingblind Member

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    wannabe fag mofuckah
     
  7. Deech

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    shoulda tought him how to inhale dude.. he would have had one hell of a night that he couldnt remember lol
     
  8. Coral Reefer

    Coral Reefer Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    If you dont know how to inhale, you are a moron, a dead moron.
     
  9. Mr. Oblivious

    Mr. Oblivious Member

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    a dead moron?
     
  10. 54321

    54321 Member

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    wow. you've smoked yourself retarded.
     
  11. rydns

    rydns Member

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    this is why we can't have nice things
     
  12. ganjabomber

    ganjabomber Senior Member

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    whimmry wam wam wozzel thats awxom i like your words and how you type them
     

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