this I know... rub your temples if you have a migraine or put pressure on your head, you could hire an obese person to sit on your head...hope it feels better..
Make a poultice out of cat piss and rotten cabbage. And wrap it around your face. It won't cure your migrain but it will render you unconscious and when you wake up your head won't hurt anymore. Peace
Hahaha, you know, sometimes I wonder if you are the retarded older male version of me....Though, my jokes are a funnier...
Wonder no more. I have been called worse than retarded. It was very nice of you to think of me that way. And I don't tell jokes. I try to help by just relating my life experience to others. Peace