Swimwear

Since I am moving to Hawaii, I think I need some new swimwear. What do ya think of this suit? It's the "slimming swimwear"




Do you think I'll be a knockout?

 

I fully support it.

It's about time for fat people to stop wearing revealing bathing suits.

 

It's what Jesus would want too Rubin!

 

I like it, wearing what appears to be a comforter on a tropical beach

 

Id suggest

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for slimming

 

Yeah, I bet that model is a total lardass when the suit comes off!

 

I've heard bulimia works wonders on girlish figures.

 

So does cocaine.

 

Just go naked.

Clothes are overrated.

Everything's overrated.

 

Actually, I was giving the nudist colony a serious thought.

 

You'll be a hit with all the other moms of 16 kids- or members of polgamy compounds.

 

Yeah? I was looking for a way to ease into the poly crowd.

 

was thinking Utah when I first glimpsed its glory

 

Do you think I'll be able to surf okay in it?

 

you could surf , then use the fabric between your legs when you sit down for a picnic blanket

 

I just hope it doesn't make my butt look big in it.

 

I don't know. wearing dresses in water might be a bad idea.

 

I just can't get over the thought of how long all that fabric whould take to dry...and how heavy it would be

 

ALl of the is irrelevant, because Jesus would approve!

 

I'm a swimming minimalist.

The closer we get to naked, the better.