names for gays

CockLord.

 

ass bandit is good
i got a mental picture of zorro but a naked
zorro holding a industrial container of vasoline

 

lol cocklord

 

backside boys.

 

Republican senator Larry Craig, is not gay, he just has a "wide stance".
What in the world does that mean?

 

I think straight men can be that.
Not mentioning any names but, erm *whistles*.

My all time favourite:

Shirtlifter.

Just the image of a bloke lifting shirts, for that purpose, is endlessly funny to me.

 

carpet munchers
clam bumpers

 

Cant forget these precious few

anal augers
tonsil ticklers
The Pet Shop Boys
Back Door Boys (Backstreet)
Justin Timberlake
Pole bandits

 

i just thought of a good idea
for a t shirt it would say
"im not gay but my boyfriend is"

 

gay...

 

heres my favorite way that term was used...

"she munches more carpet than a broken vacuum" HAHA

 

broken vaccums dont work bro

 

I dunno if I've told you my theory about why gay is a sin.

It can either be the 'no god' version, which was an attempt by a patriarchy in ancient jew times to protect family assets by not having gay sons.

Or if there is a god, and gay sex offends him, I can only see one reason why.

It's too fucking sexy. It's just so tempting! :biggrin:

 

Police

 

butt fucker

 

Taco Diver
Knob Jockey
rectum ranger
Tampon Biter

 

Has never tempted me. Doubt it ever will. Too much like hard work to me.

 

ass bandit is my favorite

 

i really like Taco Diver makes me want mexican food

 

lol