Me and my girlfriend were talking about new sexual things to do. We've had sex before but were talking about new things such as sex in the shower and possible masturbating for each other. Is their anything else that would be hott?
Hmm... Yes. Rub hot sauce all over your dick and have her give you a blowjob. Tell her she can't have any water until you cum. If my calculations are correct, you'll either recieve the best blowjob you've ever had, or you'll be overcome with shame as you try to wash hot sauce off your itchy, flacid penis while frantically apologizing to your girlfriend. Give it a shot, it'll be... Hot.
