So when we invade Canada

I'm getting old. I need to spank as much as I can. Here let me wake you up. Smack.

Peace

 

Ordinarily yes, but you did use the word lumberjack


Hotwater

 

Where I live in Canada (Southern Ontario), there are fifteen states fully or partially North of me. That's over 1/4 the total number of US states. Check out a map of North America for more details.

Suggesting that Canadians are all living in the frozen tunrda is like suggesting that all US citizens are poorly educated, repugnantly overweight, and sexually attracted to members of their immediate families. That is to say it's an internationally-recognized, fact-based generalization, but NOT an across-the-board truth.

Peacelove,
Aldousage

 

Thanks, but I'm already awake.

 

Whoa shit there is already banners for the invasion on google.







War Link
(EVIL) Facts and Opinions about Canada
FACT: 80% of Canada's population is located on the border of the United States.
OPINION: Canada may invade the United States at any given moment.
FACT: Some Canadians speak French.
OPINION: Canadians speak French so that Americans can't understand them.
FACT: Canada is the second largest country in the world (After Russia).
OPINION: Canada feels the need to become the largest country in the world.
FACT: Canada has maritime boundary disputes with the US.
OPINION: Canada will try anything to increase its size.
FACT: Canada's population growth rate is higher then that of the United States.
OPINION: Canadians are trying to over populate the world.
FACT: Canadians have a longer life expectancy rate then Americans.
OPINION: Canadians may not be human.
FACT: In Ontario (the province that is home to the capital of Canada) it is now legal for women to go topless in public.
OPINION: Canada is sliding down the slippery slope of immorality and plans to drag the USA along with it.
FACT: Canada has 6,522,092 males fit for military service.
OPINION: Canadian soldiers are all prepared to give their lives for the betterment of the country.
OPINION: Canada owns more of America then Americans do.
OPINION: Canadians may be trying to buy our country out from under us.
FACT: The popular Fox TV show "The X-Files" is filmed in Canada.
OPINION: Canadians are actually alien invaders from another galaxy.
CONCLUSION: Canadians hate Americans and have plans to overtake the US, and they have the power to do so.

Invasion Plan

 

Granted there are areas within the United States that remain colder and receive more snow annually than along the southern periphery of canada or along certain coastal regions, but that doesn’t mean because it’s colder here than in certain areas of ontario, nova scotia, or along coastal British Columbia, that I’m going to forgo retiring to Florida


Hotwater

 

That's ridiculous.

Stop being ashamed of living in Wisconsin. At least you have cheese.

I'm sorry that you have to live in frozen tundra, it may be harsh.

 

I'll tell ya. If I were in charge of another country I'd invade Canada just for the ladies. Its reason and justification enough. They're one of a kind world class beauties.

 

Exactly! why be ashamed? so what If most of canada (brett farve, territory) is only fit for caribou, seals, and polar bears


Hotwater

 

TRADE YA!

 

Really?

A lot of beauties there?

 

One good thing about possible invasion; it should be very easy for American troops to avoid friendly-fire incidents...Just shoot the guys with the maple leaf motif on their backpacks.

 

speak for yourselves. i'm not invading anyone. the US 'government' tho...who knows what they'll do...

 

Beauty in and out.

A newfie and a victorian may be separated in look and distance, but they're still both the coolest broads on the planet.


Probably not really, but it is nice of me to say.

 

Y'all are just a bunch a friggin hosers eh! youse guyse think Canada is like, some inferior country and stuff But I mean like come on, lets be fair buddy... Canada does have some very pretty ladies.

 

deal

 

Oh, I would love something closer resembling actual seasons.
Snow on xmas would be so awesome.
That and the whole suckiness of american gov, friken healthcare.

You can have the bugs,hurricanes, and gov..
I'll miss the electrical storms(the milder ones),and the beach though

 

no deal. were just trading weather

 

i would rather have canada invade the u.s. maybey would learn something about how to be cool

 

Imagine that! Canada vs. USA. I'll bet if that ever happened in the past, when their military forces/equipment were approximately equal, the States would have kicked our maple syrup-coated asses!

Hang on...

*checks history book*

Oops!!! My mistake...

Peacelove,
Aldousage