stoner humor???

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by mr.greenxxx, Jul 3, 2008.

  1. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    its true i guess... have i become an idiot?
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    just mid-teenage confusion.. its all good
     
  3. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    weed isn't that funny, its how it makes things funny thats so awesome.
    like in grandma's boy, that one had great funny references to pot.
    the whole movie is fucking awesome. but i dont find jokes about weed funny. scenarios involving weed are hysterical


    Alex: Oh, yes! Finally a roommate who goes shopping. Chicken cutlet, spaghetti with garlic bread, oh, my God, the wings to go with the breast, I don't know what you are but I'm gonna fucking eat you too.
    [looking around]
    Alex: Of course she doesn't have a microwave she's fucking a hundred.

    Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
    Grandma Lilly: [after drinking pot tea] I can feel my... hair growing. You want some soup?

    Alex: You do know that lions eat deer, right?
    Dante: Thats true kid. Doctor, we gotta be careful.

    Dante: [Phone rings] What is that ringing?
    [Phone rings again]
    Dante: Do I have a tumor?

    Dante: I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

    Dante: [Answering the phone stoned] Hello?
    Jeff: Dante is Alex there?
    Dante: Who is this? Is this the devil?

    Alex: [hangs up the phone] Dude... you have to give me a ride.
    Dante: [after smoking] I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house.
     
  4. Johnny_Tsunami

    Johnny_Tsunami Member

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    I love Half-Baked, just having Harland Williams in the same movie with Dave Chappelle is astoundingly funny! Grandma's Boy is also very funny, Adam Sandler's friends make better movies than him!
     
  5. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Thats because back in the 70's weed was still looked upon as a horrbile drug, Cheech & Chong were the first people to make Marijuana a huge maistream success. They were actually true drug users who excperienced things and wrote about them.

    Today some guy who never smoked pot could right a movie with steriotypcal jokes that make non smokers laugh. I hate every stoner movie except for anything made by Cheech & Chong or Kevin Smith.
     
  6. LikeanArtist

    LikeanArtist Member

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    ^^^
    Kevin Smith is so good. Haha.
     
  7. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    YOu didn't like Super High Me?
     
  8. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    The best thing about Half Baked is hearing Bob Saget say he sucks dick for coke
     
  9. Johnny_Tsunami

    Johnny_Tsunami Member

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    ^lol yes one of my favorite lines in the movie!! And also I agree with whoever said Kevin Smith!
     
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