Weirdest Thing You've Done Blazed

What's the weirdest thing you've ever done while blazed...hmmmm??

 

you know, admittedly i cannot remember any specifics

but i do remember saying this a lot, "man, if we weren't high i bet this would be pretty weird"

 

lol, I remember saying that a few times.

And I too, the specifics are fuzzy.
I would like to hear some good stoner stories right about now though.

 

One time, me and two friends were stoned as fuck and didn't have any food or drink, so we ate a jar of seasoning salt and drank a bottle of pancake syrup between the three of us. Surprisingly, it was was wonderful.

 

Alrighty,,,,1972 here in Springfield,,,we got blazed on shrooms, pot and Red Mountain (rot gut). I went into the bedroom, leaving the guys behind, sprawled on the couches..I then heard "Ahhhh FUCK" and felt something hit the wall behind my back. I ran into the living room to see my hubby chasing the cat out the door (seventoes was the cats name, lol) and in my hubbies hand was a load of cat shit...HAHAHAHAHAAH The cat had crawled up on the couch and shit in his hand...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

lol, that sounds fucking disgusting.

 

i feel like i've heard that story before

that's just less weird and more...unhealthy

although i've always heard (and experienced) that salty and sweet make the best combination, but that's just extreme

 

Oh it was disgusting,,,,,,,,,but so many years later it is funny as hell...

 

A while back a bunch of friends and I were skipping an assembly to go get stoned at this chick's house. She forgot her key in her locker so we were stuck in her garage with minimal amounts of weed, a nearly empty lighter and a piece made from an empty moisturizer bottle.
She had more weed and a bong in her room, but she wouldn't let us break into her house because her parents would get pissed. There was a ladder leading up to an attic above the garage, we asked her about it and she said that that attic attaches to the attic in her house, but there is a wall between the two attics. So somebody suggested that we break through the wall. She said that she was okay as long as her parents wouldn't notice. So we got a crowbar and started tearing away at the wood. then we got lazy and started using an electric saw type thing. when we got through there was a layer of plaster, so we hammered through it and looked through the hole to see her living room. The attic didn't connect to another attic at all, her house had two floors, and the attic above the garage was level with the second floor. some people went back after school to patch it up. when her parents got home she told them that she had broken the wall with a broom when she fell while cleaning the stairs.

 

lost my soul

 

I fucked my girlfriend in her dogs house.

 

LOL Badass

Weirdest thing I ever did was going in to Walmart, putting on a red cowboy hat, getting on a tricycle, and doing a George Bush impression for a couple of friends.

 

firing air bomb (loud single shot explosion firework) from hand.

this took a good minute of stoned preparation due to the short lenth and the fuse being at the bottom....

 

One time, at the end of winter semester I was really stoned and drunk I called up this girl with plans to hook up with her. She had exams the next day that she was studying for that night (I had already finished all mine) so she said she couldn't come out. I was kind of upset, but since I knew her room number, I went to her room when me and my friends got back that night with a half eaten box of pizza and a birthday party hat on.

I guess I made a complete ass of myself cause she was tired and it was like 1 in the morning and I was full of energy trying to offer her pizza in an attempt to hook up with her haha.

Then I fell asleep in her room on the floor with pizza all over me. That was an awkward morning...

 

I said to my friend, "This is more for me than it is for you" and proceeded to make this weird, siren-esque sound with my mouth. It was like a fuzzy, medium pitched "WHAAAAA-WHAAAAA"

I offered no explanation and after a few moments of awkward silence my friend simply asks, "What the fuck was that?!"

 

^^^rofl

 

In or on. I'm wondering about this.
It would be awesome to hotbox a dog house

 

The other day I started eating dried silicon thinking it was candy. You know that poisinous stuff they put in things to reduce humidity. Thankfully it tasted bad enough that I immediately spit it out.

 

I went into Wal-mart stoned with two friends.. and proceeded to do a keg stand (my friends grabbed my legs and held me up) and drank out of the water fountain that way.

 

hahahaha, I love seasoning salt. Reminds me of a time when a friend and I were driving somewhere with nothing to eat. He looked around in the back of the van and found a bag of chex mix that was 4 years past the expiration date(smelled like dust, if that's possible) and a jar of seasoning salt. We mixed the two and ate it all. Lowry's makes everything taste better.