non related question

im starting high school next year and i was wondering if the freshman hunt is real. what would happen if i beat the shit out of someone who tryes messin with me? iv seen some of the seniors and im taller and bigger than them and i have a few freands who are seniors. do u think they will mess with me? plus im doin football. so what do ya think?

 

Good luck. I just finished high school. Good riddance!

 

Yes, it's real.

They will beat you up, and then they'll have a "senior lynching".

They actually hang freshmen to a tree limb and whip them. They whip them good.

Once in a while they don't let them go soon enough and they die, but the police always hides the evidence because it's a tradition.

Ask your parents.

 

holy shit

 

gym teachers will put it in your butt

unless you put it in their butt first

decline all invitations to circle jerks

oh wait, you're doing football?

accept all invitations to circle jerks




to BSR - hey, this is kinda fun

 

Especially if the freshmen are negros?

 

oh especially

b/c i love seeing al sharpton on the news for weeks at a time

 

i still dont get the idea of single sex schools

 

Can someone not give me a joke answer please haha I just want one real answer.

 

reality is a joke, that is the wise answer.

the real answer is a joke too.

 

you're going to hate the next four years of your life anyways

if you do get fucked up on the first day, it'll be for the best

 

also dont wear your hair in a pony tail, especially if youre a small build < thats like throwing lambs in a giraffe pit... cannibal giraffes *RAAAAARH*

 

I was being completely serious about the lynching.

No one tells you about it because it's a well kept secret.

Don't forget the good ol' reverend!



Sure does hate them white people. Good thing that Jacko ain't technically white... sure does give awesome publicity.

 

think he could be a decoy for some major takeover?

 

ya know, even though i AM in that kind of mood, this is where i would normally ruin people's jokes by pointing out the obvious

like that cannibals are so b/c they eat members of the same species

otherwise, they're just carnivores

but, i think i won't do that tonight







OOPS

 

you know contrary to popular belief, im not an idiot.

 

i didn't say that you were


i'm merely saying you misspoke (through your keyboard)

 

i kno ill hate it. can u explain how it will be for the best?

 

id like to point out, i rarely mispeak, i type as well or as correct as i like, im not bound to an only truth. if you think about my statement long enough, you will see the hidden meaning.

 

b/c it will desensitize you of the future beatings you will receive