Sex Marry Kill

Marry Christopher reeve cos he's rich, kill stephen hawking cos his voice would fuck me off and fuck heather mills.

a modem, a cd rom drive or a mouse?

 

kill the mouse


sex with the cd rom drive..oww

marry the modem...mmm internet

john howard, tony blair, george bush...this one should be interesting

 

Kill Dubya.

Marry Tony Blair.

Fuck John Howard.

Helen Clark, Jenny Shipley and Jeanette Fitzsimmons?

 

kill jenny, she's a twat
marry helen (or get a civil union) then go live in another city
and have sex with jeanette while we discuss green, eco friendly principles for living and swap tips on how to make a good vego burger
father xmas, the easter bunny or the toothfairy?

 

kill the easter bunny, cause he always hides his damn eggs


sleep with the toothfairy..now THAT would be interesting

and marry fathre xmas so i get lots of presents

scout, huck finn, and tom sawyer?

 

umm, fuck huck (lol, yeah, i'm funny) No, actually I had such a crush on brad renfro when he played huck back in the day...

marry tom becasue hes cool

and kill scout because...i ...have to?

count dracula, frankenstien or a werewolf?

 

Marry Dracula, he's potentially a good hubby if you ignore the eternal thirst for the blood of lowly mortals bit.


Sleep with the werewolf, because at least for part of the day he'll be a man.

Kill Frankenstein because he rhymes with Gertrude Stein and she was a conceited silly-person!


So...

Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, or... ...Anne Rice

 

have sex with charlie, so I can be a dickens groupie, marry mark twain because he cracks me up and kill Anne so she can become on of the undead and go and boogie with Lestat.

John Campbell, Carol Hirshfeld or Judy Bailey?

 

ok. i would kill judy bailey. she is just wrong, wrong, wrong.

i'd fuck carol hirschfeld (but only cos i gotta)

and i'd marry john cambell. omg, he makes me laugh. he is actually fucken funny, in a weird, screwed up "i'm all creepy and seedy" typa way.

ok, new one.

roald dahl, mike tyson or bart simpson.

(i was going to write chee-chee, nini-makaka, or oppy mcope ope, but you probably dont know them...)

 

no, I don't (and I love John Cambell, I think he's bloody funny)

anyway, I'd
Kill Mike Tyson. He's a dick.
and now I can either go with necrophillia or paedophillia...hmmmmm...
well, I'm going to imagine that Dahl is/was still alive and marry him because I loved his books
I'm going to imagine Bart is the 'old bart' that they sometimes show on the premonitions on the Simsons and fuck him.

a My little pony, a carebear or rainbow Bright?

 

kill rainbow bright

fuck the carebear

and marry the pony, cause having sex with a pony is just nastyyyy and i couldnt kill the poor thing...

axl rose, steve tyler, james hetfield

 

omg.... marry James Hetfield cos he's still going strong and probably has heaps of money... also, Metallica are fucking funny.

Kill Steve tyler for daring to wear those ugly pants

And fuck Axl Rose cos he's a sexy bitch... but only the Axl Rose from when the GnR's were at their peak. he was so hot then... all skinny with big hair and shit... hahaha... seriously.

 

dear oh dear. Axl...does Axl have a jack?

 

im too curious...what is a jack? sounds like he's gay

 

i think their talking about an axel and a car Jack?

 

oh, rofl

alright, that one went over my head

 

i just got diagnosed with amsomnia, im surprised i clicked onto it

 

stop mocking my taste in boys, sophie.

Ok, next three...

Patty, Yoko or Cynthia? (I can't remember if we've done this one...who cares?)

 

eeewwwwww, ok, i guess its real patti not tinsel patti? then i would kill that ass-tard. Io would, erm, fuck cynthia and marry yoko i suppose. but i'd always feel unclean?

a flying monkey, a munchkin or the great and powerful oz?

 

Well... first I was going to say that I would kill the munchkin cos midgets freak me out but then i realised I'd have to fuck the flying monkey... and beastiality just isn't my thing...

so.

kill: evil fucker of a flying monkey
Marry: great and powerful oz (duh.)
fuck: Munchkin... but it would freak me out and I'd need counselling.

Going with the same movie....

Al Pacino, Marlon Brando and Elmo...