Pussy in a can.

Wouldn't it be nice to have a pussy you can have....using just a can opener and pleasuring yourself with it? The pussy in a can is even better than a regular **** with a mouth because it can't get pregnant, whine, complain, nag or talk back at you.

Life would be oh so simple....

Your thoughts...

 

the hunt is always better than feasting on the prey.

 

pussy in a can would in no way be as juicy as real pussy. and aside from the pregnant thing, which can happen to just about anyone with a pussy, if the rest of it all is happening, you've got the wrong **** with a mouth. JMHO

 

How the hell can you pleasure yourself with a can opener. If this pussy in a can has no mouth it's no good. How can this pussy make noise with out a mouth ? No I don't like this idea.

Peace

 

You could always just get a fleshlight or something

 

Ok.... just dont serve it for Easter when your done..

 

I don't know where you find your pussy bro but there are other precautions you can take besides wishing upon a pussy in a can.. There are things such as chloroform, duct tape, and those are just the beginning... Or you can steal a fresh corpse and have a week or two with it and then trade it in for a new one...

 

Listen to her, she knows what she's talking about.

 

While a corpse will do in a pinch. A corpse can not squirm around. Throbbing squirming meat is best. Just kidnap a toutist chick that can't speak Engilsh. That way if she does open her offensive mouth you won't know what the hell is saying anyway. Just have fun with her then sell her.

Peace

 

meh, you can still hear them screaming...Too much of a struggle and hassel, that's why my vote goes to chloroform, it's pussy in a bottle, well as close to it as one can get...

 

You people have lost your minds.

 

someone's jealous....

 

I missed the chloroform part. Nice touch. But I still like the squirming they do. So cute to watch. And begging what about begging you would miss that right ?

Peace

 

Begging is for beginners...

 

All victims start out as beginners. But most get used to it and just stop begging for mercy. That's when you sell them.

Peace

 

No, no, no....You making people beg is beginner...Having them not see or hear you, is elite...and god-like...pfft, lamer...

 

Hmm. I could learn from you. Being an unseen tormentor is indeed a great achievement. Do you give lessons ?

Peace

 

Silly fool, I don't give lessons about my stealthy ways...Though I guess I could be your mentor and teach you how to get p-u-s-s-why in the most holy ways..

 

Ok then just give me your basic course. Will I need anything ? Or will just the basic notebook and whip do ?

Peace

 

Whip, notebook..? You have it all wrong, whips and notebooks are for sissys... I just use my mind...