what's the deal with belly button lint?

Is there any way to avoid it?

 

You could fill it with wax or something.

 

Fill it in with a little silicone or cover it with duct tape.

 

Duct tape is awesome. That would work great.

 

i never get bellybutton lint. but my bellybutton doesn't really open up much. it's just... there.

jrnyman on the otherhand... i pull like, a marble size piece of lint outta there almost every other day it seems, lol! it's the fuzzy hair... it traps shit.

 

have an outie instead of an innie

 

Is he an inny or an outy?

 

You never know when you'll need it.

 

he has a crater for a bellybutton, surrounded by mountains of fuzzy hair. lol!

i'm an inny too, but all i seem to collect is stinky sweat. ewwww.

 

:rofl:

i wonder if peeling duct tape off my stomach hairs would be better than dealing with lint

 

Alternatively, please try to access the USB port in your belly button, such as removing lint and inserting USB cable. If this does not work, shut down and restart your computer, sign back on, and try visiting the page again,.again, again,
again, and again.

 

Thats why my suggestion was wax. Or I guess you could use gorilla glue. I mean your done with it right? your belly button, your done with it. Plug it up.

 

don't wear a shirt...

 

maybe i could squeeze a dime in there to prevent lint and I'd always have an extra dime

 

Wash your navel when you take a shower.

 

that is genius

 

why would you be done with bellybuttons??? god... you crazy person. there are so many uses. like body shots. like kinky foreplay. like being able to tell when a pregnant woman is done cooking her baby.... gotta have the timer button that pops out! one is never done with one's bellybutton dave, i'm surprised you didn't know that!

 

I do, but even showering everyday leaves me with lint. I think I have an exceptionally deep innie.

 

Hmmmm....maybe find a small mystical creature that lives off belly button lint and put up a sign with free rent and food. works every time.

 

these are all for female bellybutton... i can't imagine anyone wanting a body shot out of a hairhole... men don't get pregnant... foreplay, maybe, i don't know about that subject...

and when i cook babies i just use the baby setting on my microwave