Dude, i can't wait til I'm old...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Flannelwearin'gal, Jul 8, 2008.

  1. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    Seriously.
    I'll get to like sit on my front porch in a rocking chair with my friend Erica, with a box of rocks and throw them at young children who pass our house.
    Hell, I might even just scare the shit out of them and start speaking in tounges to them, or latin or scream out spells and do my hair all crazy and wear freaky ass clothes and point a giant stick in their direction.

    I can't wait!
    :biggrin:
     
  2. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    You know Latin ?
    Awesome.
     
  3. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    where can you get a box of rocks, in the cereal aisle?
     
  4. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    hahaha... i was expecting something like "dude, i cant wait till im legal.." or something but this just rocks. :D
     
  5. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Yeah, as I work at Dairy Queen, I realize more and more every day how much I can't wait to be old. It's like they're assholes and they get away with it because they've got a "good excuse." I want to have a good excuse to be an asshole.
     
  6. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Were gona sit in our chairs and KC is going to hit on all the young studs and were gonna flip off everybody else with our boney little fingers.
     
  7. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    No, but I will le just to scare young children

    And eventually children wont pass my house because "old lady schulte lives there and she tries to kill us and such"


    and warmhandedcanadian, i get my box of rocks from the backyard where I will have a castle made of rocks :)
     
  8. DonGenaro

    DonGenaro off to another land

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    I only seen dairy queen while reading this thread. I could go for a medium chocolate dipped in chocolate.
     
  9. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Yes I see the need for a DQ dilly bar and a peanut buster parfait please.
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    This is cruel :(
     
  11. JethBroh

    JethBroh VikingAmbasador

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    :hat:soo, you are the one known as the mad stupid kid, that supposed go mad and spend rest of your life in hospitals, from when your 18,, hmm,,, Nice to meet u,,:svengo:
     
  12. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    Indeed. :biggrin:
     
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    by that time, erica will have become eric, and moved to the wilderness to live alone with his pet bear/lover...

    you will have lost your throwing arm in the war, so your only option will be to shoot rocks at children through your homemade rockgun
     
  14. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I was thinking the same thing. Ramona always does that to me.
     
  15. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    DQ is good for food but Dairy mart is good for ice cream and hot asians working there :D
     
  16. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I made a milkshacke with Ameretto yesterday.

    Two actually, god that was great. :)
     
  17. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Dude, like I can totally wait to be old.


    Seriously I don't look forward to the days when my tits will lay flat against my stomach.
     
  18. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    mine already do..:eek:.. Wanna wash under them..??
     
  19. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    why wait? You can do all these things now!
     
  20. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Old?Oh yeah.It's a fuckin' laugh a minute.
     
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