I offered to sell my mothers body for her

I would hate to do a person like that but its tempting. I have a nice little 20 acre parcel close to the place I am building my house at. Quiet dead end county road, lots of trees.

 

I just can't decide which one of you gets her. Decisions decisions.

 

Will she consent to you sending us pictures?

 

I will give her the whole city of Pittsburgh. Can she cook ? Remember money is no problem. Just how much do you want for your Mother ?

Peace

 

He sounds like a heavier hitter than I could be but naked pictures would help.

 

If she is really classy, and alive, how much do you want? They can't pay what they say. I probably can. Oh, yes, she hasn't been overused has she? I will take her without the buttons. You can even ship her C.O.D. or take some prime Texas pasture land.

 

Your stepping in on a deal son... I suggest you see your way out while you still can breath

 

I already stole (copied) your man with the hose up his arse. Now, I will still your purchase. Note I expanded my earlier comment.

 

Oh but you offered Texas land, thats like home of steer and queers. Not much value there. Its flatter than Paris Hiltons chest.

 

Forget it. I can pay. I can give Pittsburgh to anyone I want. I want this Mother. And money is no peoblem.

Peace

 

This thread has lost steam. Has your mother been sold already?