6 word story

Youll have to be a man

 

Sometime later, right now I must

 

bleach my eyes out because I

 

Need a convient excuse not to

 

look at the sun. Because youre

 

Insisting too much on keeping those

 

lobsters and oysters under your armpits

 

for safe keeping, safe until the

 

Martians finally realize that we have

 

Mr.Rogers in a safe that cannot

 

hold more than four strong, young

 

looking but old smelling, lab rats.

 

There Mr Rogers, Fantasizes about the

 

Olsen Twins eating fudge and bacon

 

off sparkling clean plates. Mister Rogers,

 

depressed and lonely, decides to hang

 

A picture of a flower on his

 

flour, trying to be cunning, witty

 

but succeding only in burning his

 

house down. Later that day, many