Would you accept a gift of a beautiful ivory bracelet?

I wear bracelets made with teeth from kittens and from the bones of bunnies...

 

how do the kittens eat?

I hope you feed them very soft food. Or are you playing the toothfairy and collecting your kittens baby teeth?

 

She breastfeeds them. Duh.

 

I kill the kittens and take their tiny teeth out for my vanity needs..duh...my wrist needs to look hot and in style...

 

I don't have breasts...

 

sure, i'd even go hunt the elephant too

 

So how do the kittens get their milk..... Ohhhhhh.... Ew.

 

Yes.

And then I'd sell it.

I don't wear jewelry, but money is always in style.

 

I kill the kittens therefore why would I help them live by giving them milk, that's just silly...

 

I knew it.

mystical_mushroom is the Cruella DeVille of Hipforums in search of innocent kittens to slaughter and use their pelts to make a luxurious coat all for herself.

Don't think you're fooling us all with the tooth bracelets. No, not at all. I'm on to you....

 

that sounds about right, good work Nancy Drew!

 

yes. then i'd have a funeral for it and bury it.

i told my mom i was going to bury her fur purse she bought in alaska. she hid it from me after that.

 

I actually have an ivory bracelet... and am currently/always wearing it.

 

That makes no sense, but ok.