Porn for the Blind

I posted this in the convo thread but I think it is so amazing that it deserves it's own thread. Pornfortheblind.org is a non-profit out of Cambridge, MA and they basically post narrated recordings of porno for the blind people. It's awesome, funnny to listen to when stoned, and you can record your own porn narrative for a blind person to listen to! You can't say really dirty things, you need to use anatomically correct language, which makes it even better. I recorded one last night but had to do it over a million times because I couldn't stop laughing haha. So if any of you stoners are bored and what to do some, uhhh community service, check out the site!

 

I couldn't hear any of them.

 

Really? Like wouldn't work or they were speaking to softly?

 

lmao! that's so cool.

 

Shit, my speakers were muted. <---Stoned

 

Haha

 

This cracks me up, what great service

 

the prize still goes to the 2girls1cup one:smilielol5:

 

I told my dad that I was doing community service and explained to him this site and what i was recording and such and he just went "Blind people don't masturbate!" to which I said "Blind people are only blind BECAUSE they masturbate". Then we just stared at each other for a while.. hahaha.

Then he told me if he was a superhero, he'd be called "MIND CHAIN" because he could read minds and his arms would turn into chains. Soooo he'd be beating someone with his arm chains and then read their mind and they would be thinking "Damn, this man is beating me with a chain and it hurts!"

Ohhhh dad

 

Dad's are great. Especially if they're stoned with you.

 

lol i think i have to see this, i mean hear this

 

They are all recordings of guys. That kindda kills it for me.

 

^^^ I'm a girl and I've recorded one. But I do have a very low voice so perhaps you thought I was a dude, haha.

 

lmfao

 

Yea... that would def. be better if it were women speaking...

 

I promise you, as a female, there is atleast one female recording! I swear, it's not sexy, its goofy but its the last post on the page and its me!

 

how will blind people get onto the site anyway?? will they be like, mum/carenurse/w/e, put me on that site again...

bah

 

Is there someone doing that with you? I hear male laughing at the beginning.

hahahaha
the O is a bowl of ...
with a spoon up her cooter! hahahahahahah

 

I could never get off on blind porn. I need tangible porn.

 

Good question, Green. I have no idea how they will get on the site. They must make brail computer screens or something haha

And yes, there is male laughter in the background of my recording because I was with a male haha. He was going to record one too, but we got distracted soon after.