I like liberals. Why, you ask?

I like liberals because they're warm and fuzzy. Conservatives are cold, hard, somewhat oblong, and always point southeast.

I like liberals because liberals love puppies and kittens. Conservatives all want to strangle all the puppies and kittens and hide their dead bodies under the bed.

I like liberals because liberals believe in good government. Conservatives all believe in bad government. Bad!

I like liberals because they know all the words to "Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," and the National Anthem too. Conservatives only hum along to the National Anthem because they can't remember any of the words, the lousy hypocrites. They can't dance either.

I like liberals because liberals are always polite and say "please" and "thank you." Conservatives only say things like, "get out of my way, you 97-pound weakling, or I'll kick sand in your face. Awwww, what are ya gonna do, cry, little boy? That's right, go cry and run off to your mommy."

I like liberals because they look better in khaki than conservatives do. And when liberals wear tie-die, well then, Katie bar the door! Good times are coming soon!

I like liberals because liberals always know how to sew a button back on when it falls off. Conservatives are too busy counting their money to learn how to do that.

I like liberals because they smell April-fresh. Conservatives all smell like the cheese log your great-aunt always gives you for Christmas 'cause she can't think of anything else, and then somebody pushes it to the back of the refrigerator and it sits there till August and by the time somebody notices it's still there, it's got gray mold growing all over it.

I like liberals because if they work at a store, they always organize things neatly and orderly on racks, so you can always find what you're looking for. When conservatives work at stores, they put everything in the wrong place and then give you a lot of lip and tell you to go find it yourself.

Heheheh..

 

err i always end up with conservative men who turn out to be pricks. No more republicans for me. But that was really cute I liked that and stole it and fowarded it to someone

 

Just another idiot that has no idea about politics, you are a liberal because it's easy

 

lololololololol. thanks for the laugh pink, this is the best post ive read in a while.

 

heh heh, obviously you didnt catch the part about this being a joke.
*pats you on the head*

 

hehe cute