Nude Flasher -Plus

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by getoff, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. getoff

    getoff Member

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    Hi, I'm Wayne and I masturbate constantly. Happy to be here among fellow sticky persons!

    What is a nude flasher you ask? I'll explain breifly. I came home from work one day to my apt. complex, and there sat a Woman on the steps leading to my apt. blocking my path. I said excuse me as I tried to get by her sideways up the stairs. She started at me with "Can I bum a smoke?" I said sure and started pulling one out. I hadn't even handed her the sigg yet when she asked for one of my beers. Every other day for a week I was hit up for something as I tried to get by her. Finally one day she complimented me on my ass as I passed her. I blushed and said thanx as I dove into my apt. She wasn't my type. A little older than me, and a little worn looking.
    But now she had seen which apt. I lived in. The next day she was knocking at my door bumming something off me. I don't know if she was just trying to get closer to me, or was just a bum, but I grew increasingly frustrated with her as she was messing up my after-work J.O. sessions at my pc!

    I had had enough! The next day I waited for her to show up. I was nude, and at my pc as usual. I was hard already when I heard her voice downstairs, and I knew she wouldn't be long to arive at my door. I stood by the door spanking like a madman. I had consumed a few beers for courage, and `Yall know where a mans brain goes when he's hard.

    She knocked just at the right moment! I swung the door open and shot my wad right at her! It was like an old western movie. She was dodging bullets!
    As I cranked off the last shot at her she looked freaked-out! She then asked me "What the *%#+ are you doing?"
    I said "What does it look like!?" as I began to quake with fear over what I just did. I was shaking a bit as i tried to close the door. To my surprise, she reached in and grabbed my cock at the last second before I got the door closed. She said "Wow...that was cool!" as she fondled my dripping half soft dick. I said "Your getting cum on your hand there." She said "I don't care, I love a guy that masturbates!"
    She was instantly my new friend!! After that day she was my favorite guest!
    I would invite her inside and set her up with smokes and beer, take my pants off and masturbate. Ohh, it was a dream cum true (for Me anyway). She was asking for sex out loud after a few times, but I was too buisy fulfilling my own selfish fantasies. Finally she just stopped coming over all together. I never even found out where she lived -sob.

    Several months later I ran into her at a QT mart. She came with me back to my apt. and fulfilled a somewhat dark fantasy of mine (two fantasies down now)! If any one is interrested in my second fantasy come true, let me know and I'll post it. ;)
     
  2. Vire

    Vire Member

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    yeah post it.
     
  3. Karmalized

    Karmalized Member

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    hahahahaha

    did you rip this off from penthouse forum or something?

    this stuff does not happen in real life.
    hahaha
    wow
     
  4. getoff

    getoff Member

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    I summed my story up alot 4U. I could of written a small novel about it. Turned out she was a crack-head. Not a prostitute, but darn close. I lent her a few bucks till friday a few times, but never saw it again. She had it coming believe me!
    I'm a perv, so it worked out in the long run that way for me. My biggest fear was that she would tell someone, like my apt. manager. Maybe a freind stopping by to visit when I wasn't home etc. I didn't want to touch her for fear of std's - who knew where she'd been- and I don't like rubbers AT ALL!

    Only one person has expressed interest in the next chapter so far. I have pics of that by the way to prove it.

    Lets just say that what I did with her next was enough for my neighbors to decide they needed to make a peep-hole between our aptartments! I didn't discover it until after they'd moved out. I found out just before they moved that they knew her. I didn't think she told, but obviousely she must have.
    Oh whell, I hope they saw something for their trouble.
    I guess when a guy like me passes 40 y.o. we kinda want to be busted doing our thing. I have no regrets, in fact it turns me on to think about it!!
     
  5. getoff

    getoff Member

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    I like your add, it's a good hook! But I want frequent flyer miles in case I become an Angel.

    Two more requests and I'll spill the beans!
    Do Your Parents know where You are now, shouldn't You be 18 here!?:toetap05:
     
  6. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    post it
     
  7. getoff

    getoff Member

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    That's request #2! I'm about to have to come clean!!
    I just joined here, and already I'm having to reveal myself.

    Don't expect that I have two heads or anything like that...oh wait, I guess I do if you think about it, Heh. :cheers2:

    I'm going to bed now, talk to `Ya tomarrow afternoon.
    ~Love
     
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    warm_breath Member

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    post it. that number three... go ahead then
     
  9. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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  10. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    that first story was hilarious man!

    post it
    now you hafta
     
  11. -moonshine-memi-

    -moonshine-memi- Member

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    yap, i am curious
     
  12. getoff

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    Ok then! I guess cinse everyone here has thier pants off, I shouldn't feel embarrased talking to You about Me. Let me begin with -I'm Not Gay! I found a pair of panties in the laundry room one day, years ago and decided to try them on. I liked how they felt verry much!! It was a naughty thing to do and that "enhanced the buzz" for me as I masturbated very much!
    I just get off more doing things what I shouldnt be doing!
    So eventualy I evolved into a cross-dresser before I knew it. It wasn't because I wanted to become a Woman, It just Feels So Good dressing up and running around the house! After I cum, it all goes back to the closet.

    All of You here are with Me in the spank in front of somebody fantasy!
    I did that with Beverly, but I wanted to kick it up a notch so Bad!
    So when I found Her again, I spilled the beans. She said She was cool with it, and I wasn't the only guy she had met that did it. I bought her lunch and a pack of film for my Poleroid (timered). I had to get a few pics of My second fantasy come true for sure!!
    She went into My bathroom and did Her girl prep stuff (I guess). Shower/sink running -whatever. Which left Me plenty of time to pick out a nice skirt, blouse and My fave 4" heels. So now I'm in drag sitting on the couch waiting. I just had to start without Her. I pull My panties to the side and start stroking. I'm thinking of how this was an un-expected bonus. I'm doing two activities I shouln't be doing at all with a Woman in the next room -WOW!
    Before I came, I had to get up and do something (while waiting for her).
    I was walking back and forth setting up the camera when she finally appeared. She complimented Me on My walking in high heels ability.
    How could this get any better!?
    I snapped a couple shots of Me jerking-off by Her, and got one with Her holding My nuts.
    Then as I passed Her to reset the camera for another shot, She grabbed My cock and started sucking it. I almost came immediately! I pulled out and said "Whoa" -dang girl! I shook it off and set the camera again. The next few shots were the best!! Me holding up My skirt with Her sucking Me.
    I came in Her mouth standing in My 4" heels, and holding up My skirt, beat that for a fun time! And I got pics of it too -heh!

    Burn Me at the stake if You want, but I'll be the happiest pile of ashes ever:D
     

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