You guys ever play this masturbation game?

It's seven or eight of my friends (all guys) and we lie on our backs in a very dark room with the curtains closed and the lights are out. We then proced to whack our wankers off and whoever blows his load, gets to wipe his jizz on his friend(s)' arm who are still masturbating. Whoever blows his load last loses.

I don't think it's gay but it is a lot of fun. You guys ever play that sort of game?

 

Nope, but I don't have a pecker. You should videotape such events and post them on youtube.

 

What ? Why close the curtains ? Why not make this a reality show and the loser has to take a chick out on a date. Of course the rest of you could go on the date with him and continue to just beat off if you want. No this does not sound gay to me

Peace

 

we play a variation where the first person to blow his load has to go shit in someone else's mouth, and the last person still in is considered the winner because he gets the most prize

 

man, this is why I really wish I had a penis, I miss all the cool male bonding..

Though me and my friends see who can squeeze out the biggest blood clot whilist on our periods.. I'm the winner every time..

 

what happened to yours!?

 

Meh, I got hungry and ate it... Didn't taste too good and it gave me gonorrhea..
I still have my balls though and even though I don't have my penis, Bronson still wants my balls to rest on his chin...He can't get the sweet salty sweaty smell and taste off of his mind... You want to take a sniff..? They are heavenly...

 

i know, i can smell them from here

 

Well, get ready cause it will haunt your dreams...

 

Fucking Hilarious!!!!!

 

Can someone ban B[SIZE=-1]ronson?

I'd like to make a fo[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]rmal [/SIZE]motion to do so. He only has 25 posts, and is p[SIZE=-1]robably a double login anyway.
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he has 88 posts and is 25 years old (supposedly)

 

Why? That was fun. I smiled and laughed some.

 

If Bronson gets banned I will cry.. Are his threads really that upsetting to you...

 

Why ban him. Soon he will be blind and insane from beatin off to much with his friends anyway.

Peace

 

Jacking off with a bunch of guys in the same room.

1. That isn't male bonding. Get a Barbeque for christ sakes
2. That is a pretty gay thing to do. Wiping your cum on another guy?
3. If you think it's FUN, then it's really gay.

 

Oneness, you know you're an avid participant of group male masturbation sessions...

 

No, but I am an avid participant in FEMALE masturbation groups

I'm the only dude allowed.

 

haha...

 

ooooo This should be in the next Olympic games