I'm a retarded stoner

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Rae_n_Jut, Jul 16, 2008.

  1. Rae_n_Jut

    Rae_n_Jut Member

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    Me and my girlfriend were out of pot tonight so we decided to scrape everything we could get out hands on, then put alcohol in the bubbler and let the alcohol/resin mix dry so we could smoke it with our little bit of kief and some stems with a bit o' weed on em in a bowl. We mixed it all up and went outside to toke. When I started puffing i tasted something sickly sweet that made me almost gag. I told my girlfriend something was up but she still wanted to try it. She took a hit and almost threw up. We finally realized that in our bubbler was probably a tiny bit of alcohol left over from the cleaning. And then, and I know, I'm a retard and probably will die for doing it, I finished the bowl anyways. Good news: I'm stoned. Gross though.
     
  2. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    Down's Syndrome?
    Asperger's? (sp)
    just down right stupid as fuck?
     
  3. kmarcher87

    kmarcher87 Member

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    dude your high man, that's all that matters :D
     
  4. raindrop6794

    raindrop6794 Member

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    i've put wine in a bong before...and my one friend put wine in his bubbler, which was interesting.

    i think i'd pick ice water, though.
     
  5. Just a daily toke

    Just a daily toke Senior Member

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    iv put captains morgan rum in mine, it was good, but it got very stick but it was easy to clean
     
  6. Snyfin

    Snyfin surfing the astral plane

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    you know we're fucked when someone makes a thread calling themselves retarded.

    post of the year?
     
  7. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    why would you smoke stems?...
     
  8. FrIKaZoID

    FrIKaZoID Member

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    ^ for a nice headache?
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    stems can get you high, depending on potency.

    ofc if all u smoke is dirtweed thean yeah, dont expect much.
     
  10. Rae_n_Jut

    Rae_n_Jut Member

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    No I smoke stems if I can SEE the resin on them
     
  11. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    just put the stems in a pill bottle and shake the trichomes off it
     
  12. PhishheadDeadhead

    PhishheadDeadhead Senior Member

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    assburgers.
    :p
     
  13. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    XD totally not nice. but still a chuckle.
     
  14. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    haha at least he put up a warning sign for our safety.
     
  15. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    :mad: not funny!
     
  16. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    ive done this too - nothing to be ashamed of, except being cheapo. but a show of hands for being cheapo would probably expose cheapness to be the majority here.

    it should not have tasted sweet though.. next time just scrape the resin out and smoke that. if you put drinking alcohol in there then it would be a bit awkward... and deservant of this thread's ridicule
     
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