i want to invent a new type of DVD player...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by jerry420, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    the thing is,
    it doesnt play dvd's it just scratches the fuck out of them:D

    perfect for when you borrow dvd's from people, and their track record as far as returning YOUR shit unscratched is not very good...

    i call it..."the revenge player" ;)

    pretty dumb eh? :D
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I don't borrow people's things, for the simple fact that something might accidentally happen to it and then therefore they would think I meant to do it and then thusly start a vicious cycle I guess..

    But hey, go for it!!
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Only let them borrow the shit you don’t care about, that way if they fuck up your shit you can say “hey no sweat dude” and seem cool :cool:



    Hotwater
     
  4. Aldousage

    Aldousage Member

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    Market it with about a hundred and seventeen tiny versions of your sig pic (cropped to more-tightly frame the face/head) emblazoned on the top, bottom and sides of the machine.

    Or don't. I'm not your god damned creative consultant!!!
     
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