carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

 

Speak English! I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!

 

And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money!

 

Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money. It's about sending a message.

 

What? What? What is it? What? If you're hungry, finish the hamburgers! Eat the buns! You're not thirsty, you're not touching the water, the orange juice, cranapple - what is it I'm supposed to do? Make you a Margurita? SHUT UP! SHUT UP! This has been going on for two and a half hours! BE QUIET!

 

I couldn't wait any longer, I went out and made my own fortune. The old fart hung in there for fifteen years. Finally died of natural causes. I want the rest of that money! His money, her money, it's my money!

 

Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?

 

We got two honkies out there, dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
Say what?
The tall one wants white toast, dry, with nothin' on it.
Elwood.
And the short one wants four whole fried chickens, and a Coke.
And Jake. Shit, the Blues Brothers.

 

Well, I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian! I can't have anything to do with the exploatation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave!

 

Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.

 

Uncompromising men are easy to admire. He has courage; so does a dog. But it is exactly the ability to *compromise* that makes a man noble.

 

I am Jaguar Paw, son of Flint Sky. My Father hunted this forest before me. My name is Jaguar Paw. I am a hunter. This is my forest. And my sons will hunt it with their sons after I am gone.

 

kong *scream* nooo!

 

You think I don't know you Alexander? I can look inside your memories, Your nightmares, your dreams. You're a man haunted by those two most terrible words, What If?

 

It occurs to me with all this animus existing against Mechas today it isn't just a question of creating a robot that can love. Isn't the real conundrum, can you get a human to love them back?

 

I can remember everything. That's my curse, young man. It's the greatest curse that's ever been inflicted on the human race: memory.

 

Twisted Tail... A thousand eyes... Trapped forever!

 

Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.

 

We're fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.

 

It's never an easy thing, saying goodbye to a brother firefighter, it's not. And this time, particularly is difficult for me because I watched Jack grow into a, well, into one of the finest firefighters I've ever known.