your clevage..

is NOT a cell phone pocket.

 

especially not if your phone is on vibrate and you forget it's there. (Have done that to a girlfriend in the past, she had to be peeled off the ceiling. I gently reminded her that it's my face rest, not her phone holder.)

 

oi!

i watched some lady pull her cell phone from her cleavage, wipe the sweat off then use it. uke:

 

the technogeek in me cringes, and all he can say is 'I hope it was waterproof....'

the rest of me has been infected with the huzzes....thanks booga...lol

 

oh... it isn't?

 

Geez. My old girlfriend used to always put her phone there. I was always wondering if it bothered her at all when it vibrated.

 

no..but my bra is... i need to put something in there

 

or a wallet

 

good place to hide your illegals before going into a club.

 

actually thats a good idea

 

that's actually done quite a bit, and I've known some girls that could smuggle a half ounce easily in their voluminous cleavage. Although it was fun fishing out the stash too.

 

I hold credit cards, my phone, my lipstick, cash, bobbypins, etc in my bra. Depends what I dont have a pocket for. But not all at once

 

No of course not.

My cleavage is a swiss army knife with 102 practical uses for your everyday life.

 

Well maybe YOURS isn't...

 

wow, you'd think they wouldve caught on to that one, its been used since 1986 ...

 

*nuzzles my cleavage*

 

Money is too germy for my bra.

 

I beg to differ

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I have a friend who always does this...especially if someone is trying to steal her phone away...It's kinda funny, kinda odd..but always good for a laugh when someone goes for it anyways.

 

i smuggle illegals across the border in my cleavage.

i still prefer to use the rectal cell phone pocket though...