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omg. i can't believe they don't have the flying rhino on urban dic anymore

what the shit

 

hahaha that's great.

 

Unicorns.. please stay on topic....

 

the flying rhino is so much better than your rearing unicorn

 

1. flying rhino 70 up, 9 down
When one girl straps a dildo on her head (usually drenched with warm sperm), puts a pair of pre-creamed panties in her mouth, gets on all four, makes a sound like Dino from the Flintstones, takes off full blast and jack-rams the dildo into another girls asshole. This typically sends the girl who got nailed flying through the air. The term "girl" is interchangeable with "ass-banging homo."
As I peered through the lesbian's window, I witnessed a fat bitch perform the flying rhino on her skinny lesbian partner. I read in the paper the next day that surgery was required to remove the dildo from her ass.


is this what you were looking for? ahhaa

 

fucking right. how the fuck did google not find that shit?

 

i just went to urban dictionary.

that's hilarious, by the way haha.. i love the example sentence they use.

 

yeah, first i googled "flying rhino"

then i google urban dic

and typed it into urban dic's search bar from google

but it never came up

i figured if i couldn't find it thru urban dic via google they musta did something with it

but there it is!

 

i wonder if people really do this stuff (flying rhino).

 

look up sabertooth crotchcrickets

or the hamburglar

oh man...the hamburglar!

 

the hamburglar is just gross hahaha

and sabertooth crotchcrickets is the weirdest name ever for crabs!

 

i think both are hilarious


i can't remember any more from that one night where me and a bunch of friends (back when i was like, in 10th grade) just sat and looked up the funnies shit from urban dic

damn, i wish i could remember more


oh, cabbage ass was one of them, but that's not so original really

 

eiffle tower!

 

hamburgler

 

go to bed it's 4:20. New catch phrase

 

Dude, it's 4:20am. I can't fucking sleep, dude. Well, it's 4:22am now. Fuck.

 

i cant sleep either....im nocturnal praying on the defensless sleeping food

 

could we please stay on topic here...