Bad Luck

I was cleaning the diffuser of my bong I purchased a few days ago, my hands hit a book which hit the bong.

The bong fell off of the counter, broke the toilet, broke my bong.

My dad is going to kill me when he sees it. I have to go pick up shards of glass because I already stepped on a piece of glass that cut my foot.

 

That sucks ass

 

it's kinda weird that your bong broke your toilet...have fun explaining that one!

 

o man that sucks, maybe its time to start smoking in the garage.

Btw what are you gonna tell him about the toliet

 

There's just so many things I could say here...........

 

go ahead and say them

 

Do I really have to? I mean come on the kids toilet broke, if that isn't humorous enough I dont know what is.

 

Perhaps he'll believe that it was the result of a power shitting accident...?

 

lol nate you should say what stinkfoot said. If you make him laugh maybe you wont be in so much trouble

 

Lol, I have been thinking about it and the only reasonable thing is "Yea I'll pay for that...I sat on the toilet too hard." hahaha fuck

 

Yea, my dad won't be laughing...nope.

 

i wouldnt sweat it,, a decent mid price range toilet is only around a 100 bucks and any idiot can change one out in a hour..
just make sure you get a gasket for it and some plumbers putty if needed..

 

what part of the toilet broke anyways?

 

The side. Like the part the top of the toilet bowl, about 4 inch piece flew off.

 

shut the water off disconnect water,loosen four bolts on floor,yank old toilet off, connect water tank to top of new toilet,place new gasket around pipe in floor,put new toilet in place,tighten the four bolts in floor,reattach water line to water tank and turn water on.. check for leaks..
piece of cake..

and yeah a good builder grade toilet is around 80 bucks,so gasket and all would be around a 100..
if ya hurry ya may be able to replace it without him knowing.. he may not even notice,im sure you can find the same model..they dont make that many kinds..lol

 

Haha, thanks, but I have no cash, and I'm 16 on wednesday so I can't drive.

Replacing the toilet will be easy, my dad knows how to do it. lol

 

Lmao @ powershitting



Kharma Nate? What ya've been doin? lol

 

Haha, haven't been doing anything.

Called my dad and told him. He said he'll look at it when he gets home. He didn't sound mad either.

 

I still support the power shitting story aha

 

told ya, long as you pay him back it'll be all good