Bad Luck

Yep. Soon I'll be able to get a job! Weed all the time!

 

Why'd you have a book with you?
And I'm sorry about your bong and your toilet troubles!
And hows your foot? Did you cut it bad?

 

some people like to read on the shitter

 

Haha, I didn't even think of that. I imagined a bunch of books stacked in and on his sink for some reason, like big dominos.

 

Is the bong getting a proper funeral?

 

The book was there for reading. lol.
My foot is fine. It was cut my a piece of glass that I had to pull out.

 

dude thats some fucking beef, broken bong, broken toilet , and hurt foot

 

Hahaha, I'm sorry for your misfortune dude, but that's still a pretty funny story! As for what to tell your dad, I'd say you were standing on the toilet to clean the mirror (or clean something) then took a step up to the counter to get a spot you couldn't reach. Then when you stepped back on the toilet, you used a little too much force and broke it...


Of course this is only a back-up explanation to the power-shitting story hahaha.

 

buy some liquid nails

 

tht must have been one thick ass bong to brake your toilet

 

why was your bong in your bathroom?

 

To clean it.

 

from personal experience

bongs should stay away from bathrooms whilst cleaning

 

I clean my bong in the bathroom.

 

dude, that's my kind of shit luck....glad he's not too hot about it, though

 

i dont clean my homemade bong really i clean my glass little bowl and if the vessel gets dirty or somthin i just toss it

 

aww nate, i'm sorry to hear about your bong
and the toilet, lmao. hope your dad can fix it!

 

ida told him that you slipped on water, sat down hard and heard it break. course, you'd have to have an ass bruise to go with that story.

 

He wouldn't need an ass bruise unless his dad would actually look at his ass.

 

That would be kind of fucked up if his dad actually did look at his ass.