Embarassing Things to Do in Someone Else's Bed

Such as Hemorrahaging the Sheets and Her Having to Wash them........................

 

I bled in my friend's moms convertible car...they had to take it to go get cleaned... No joke, I was in 8th grade... Never lived that one down ever..

Don't feel bad or embarressed things happen...

 

No need to be embarrassed over a function you couldn't control.

 

Dont worry about it..after 4 kids...and 6 granbabies..I think i have had a little bit of just about everything left behind in my bed !!
Its washable

 

Lol. Never... till now, anyway...

 

I thought peeing on someone else's bed would trump the accidental hemorrhaging. Idk why pee grosses me out more than blood, lol. Besides, peroxide is your friend when it comes to removing blood. Pee on the other hand...

BLEHhHhHHh

 

waking up next to this person:

 

Haha, that looks a bit like John Cleese...

 

If you remember that sound "doo doo brown" ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qu5SKraWRs

Well when I was in high school, there was a girl who had the last name of Brown. She was a lover of anal sex and well lets jsut say that one night she earned the nickname Doo doo brown.

 

ripping curtains by just hopping into bed comes to mind...

as does putting a small indentation into the drywall with a swift but not intentional knee...

Pulling the headboard off the wall at a hotel could be embarrasing too... I just thought it was funny... didn't pull it off myself, but I did cause it

 

My water broke in bed for my second baby...nothing I could help and neither could you.

 

i know something else that has ended up on my couch that weirded me out

thanks river

next time, use a towel :frown:

 

:/ i said i was sorry...

 

Oh no... I fear going into labor in the middle of the night and it is a snowy mess outside.