Yesterday at the lake I did something for the first time in five years

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by LuckyStripe, Jul 20, 2008.

  1. Sunny Jim

    Sunny Jim Member

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    Oh thank god, I thought my penis was backwards or something. :eek:
     
  2. ItsRiver

    ItsRiver Member

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    best picture of a bikini EVAR.

    srsly.
     
  3. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    credentials?


    I will email my resume
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    the position does require at least 5 years of experience...
     
  5. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    oh lord, I've got 20 years!
     
  6. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm sorry to tell you this, but we think you're overqualified for this position.
     
  7. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    good one

    sure you cant use a big fat old beer drinking vagina?
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    actually, our previous beer drinking vagina is moving on to a larger company, so we are accepting applications for that position as well... although i must say the competetion is usually pretty fierce..
     
  9. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I have about 200 feet of river beach that is mine so if anyone comes and bitches there I can shoot em.
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    pfft, bragger...
     
  11. Elijah

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    be careful, large quantities of fecal bacteria has been found in beach sand before
     
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