weirdest place you've masterbated?

ive heard of friends doing it in some strange places. whats the weirdest place youve done it?

for me id have to say...um. hmmm. my aunts bathroom......

 

at work, in the storage room, hoping to get caught, hehe...

 

The sink
Back seat of truck
skool bafroon
closet
outside one nite
hehe fiances living room
my living room
under my bed
heh a race track for the hell of it
laundry room ^-^
my brothers house (that was weird)
at a stoners house
walmart bafroom ^-^
drive in movies
under a kitchen counter
and a bathroom counter

Theres more but imma not name em all ^-^

 

jesus thats alot of places lol

 

Cemetery

 

wow i gotta say that cemetary is weirdest so far

 

Never anywhere but in a bed or somewhere in my apartment (when I'm home alone, on the couch sometimes)

How boring

 

Porta potty on a construction site checking out the roach coach girl thru the vent

 

have you ever masterbated anywhere, (coutch ) and then have friends over sitting on the coutch and feel amost embarresed even though they dont know?

 

middle of a corn field

 

Here's a partial list:

public restrooms*
back seat of a bus
at the beach*
empty college classroom
college library*
elevator*
in the middle of a road*
hotel stairwell*
rest stop picnic table
in my car*
airplane bathroom*
shower at a public campground*
parking garage

*I was totally naked for these

 

behind a barn butt naked
in a motorhome going 70MPH in the middle of Alaska
in a car with all my family
in front of my G-parents dogs....

 

At work
On a roof
Outdoors in a field
Car while driving
In the ceiling
Public showers
Grandparents bathroom on xmas day

 

i did it in a classroom full of people. so, like, beat that.

 

lol in class, fields, park, bus, many toilets, cinema... on my own or with help